As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"

Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax.

Go to the food court, buy a drink, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I’m Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking.

Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There’s no toilet paper in here!"

Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

Hold indoor shopping cart races.

In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.

Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)

Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

Play with the automatic doors.

Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

"Re-alphabetize" the CD’s.

Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.

Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.

Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bed department.

Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join.

Take bets on the battle from above.

Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn’t buy it there say, "Hm… I thought the customer was always right!"

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.

Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.

TP as much of the store as possible before they stop you.

Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make.

Tune all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.

Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, ‘Code 3′ in Housewares and see what happens.

Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven’t seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.

When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can’t you people just leave me alone?"

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!"

When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"

I just purchased a plastic garden hose reel and it took me a half an hour to assemble because the last piece will not snap in. The thing will last 2, maybe 3 year before it breaks and I have to buy another. Wouldn’t you be willing to spend 0 on a cart that’s assembled and will last for 20 years?

i have a motor from a generator and it has a tapered shaft and i cant seem to find a clutch for it

I’m looking for mini golf, go carts, or batting cages.

I have a 6.5hp horizontal shaft engine and a 0 budget. I have a picture of what i would like the final shape to be. (a reverse trike frame steering in the front rear wheel drive and if possible it be a 2 seater [300lb capacity]) any help would be great. If you think i need a bigger motor to have that capacity please say so.

my friends and i are all fans of the show jackass, dont mind getting hurt, and find stupid stunts really fun. the other day, we jousted in a parking lot of a store in shopping carts using hockey sticks, going at full speed. were in a ton of pain but it was worth it xD what things like that should we do?

I bought the EZ GO golf cart today, and the seller told me it’s 2007 but I don’t have no way to prove the year of golf car. It doesn’t have serial number at plate located in the glove box…

Ok i am a 13 year old kid, 5′ 1"(yes im small) but i wanted to know where i could find a blueprint for a do it yourself progect. yes i have experiance with this kind of stuff i just needed a place to get blue prints and know what are al the supplys that i need.

I am 21 and I have always been into auto racing. Ever since I can remember I have been fascinated with the automobile. Now that I am nearing my graduation from college I have given serious thought into becoming a race car driver. The problem is I have no experience and don’t know where to start. Only racing I have done is at the local go-cart track. Is this a realistic desire? Where do I start?

BAJA BLASTER 65 (www.bajamotorsports.net)
I THINK IT IS A BELT DRIVE I DO NOT KNOW IT HAS BOTH A CHAIN AND A BELT WITH A 6.5 HORSE POWER I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT FASTER MAYBE BY DECREASING THE WEIGHT OR ADDING PARTS PLEASE HELP.

Pls. HELP. We appreciate you taking time to read and answer! We have a beautifully bright 3 year old soon to be 4 in Oct. I recently scheduled an apt. w/ her pediatrician as a few odd things her father and I have noticed in her development. Also our other daughter’ speech therapist made a comment a month ago as to which daughter she needs to be seeing as it seems that our daughter in question has many oral motor issues. Another event that transpired this trip to the pediatricians is: we were at the store and as usual, she fussed about sitting on the bench seat-shopping cart. She did however and when I went to move the cart (not jerking just as I had the entire time) she fell off the bench not once but twice She fussed about getting back on and I asked her to sit back in the seat like her sister. She lost it and started to cry and say that “I just can’t sit like that!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t” I immediately had a light bulb moment…all this time I thought she was being courageous (another positive form of defiant) in other areas as well see list below. She went on to tell me “I know I will hold the safety bar the hole time.” You what she did. I do not like to let her walk because she holds on to the cart so tightly that I am fighting against her pull and yet I still have to push the other two kids and the load of groceries. As we all know it is only a matter of time before things get ugly so I must get in and get out.
We have been working with her to ride her trike a challenge and she tantrums every time we even bring the idea up. At the beginning of summer, we placed elastic bands on the pedals for her feet as she could not pedal the bike per advisement of my other daughter’s Occupational Therapist. This helped although she cannot get her feet inside the bands by herself and it is almost as if you are fighting her legs and her feet to get them in there. She wears a helmet, elbow and kneepads. Any sort of slightly uneven surface and she falls. Also, the other day I was walking behind her on flat and level surface (not uphill) and I blinked and the trike was flipped handlebars and seat on the ground. She was laying 5 or 6 feet away on her stomach and earth shattering screaming. I immediately went over; consoled her, got her calmed down, and treated her scraps. The next day the same exact thing happened. I am completely bewildered by this and wonder why she does not try to brace her fall? Just today she was out with a sitter, tripped over her own two feet, and completely scraped up the side of her stomach, arms, legs, and cheek. The babysitter said it was as if she tripped on air she still does not understand how this happened. The babysitter commented that she landed face down and thought that it was odd as she falls a lot.
Yes I know toddlers have grey areas of development and perhaps odd behaviors but my husband and I are concerned as we made this list together and are overwhelmed with the things that bother her. Pls. read the list and determine in your opinion is this normal toddler development? We DO NOT want to turn a molehill into a mountain but would rather be proactive than do nothing. Thanks!!!
Note: Her brother has hypotonia does that run in the family? The events or concerns listed have happened more than a few times so much so that we are concerned and we feel do not have to do w/ lack of sleep or discipline. We strongly believe in setting our kids up for success and will go the extra mile to do so and believe that we must be as positive as possible in our words and our actions. We do not discuss their weaknesses in front of them as they are all under 6 hence we are concerned about this peds. apt. and how she will feel while we discuss these issues in front of her. Any thoughts on that?
Gross Motor
-W sitting
-much encouragement to learn to and continue to ride trike
-flipping herself and trike several times
-any sort of slightly uneven concrete she falls off bike
-elastic bands to place feet in
-no one can get near her when riding bike except (mommy, daddy or nana)especially not other kids…I think for fear they may make her fall
-fighting legs when putting on shoes, socks or pants
-fighting her legs to put pants
-she cannot take off a shirt by herself
-struggles to get on underwear or pants and pull them up. Difficulty w/ thumb grasp to pull-up pants.
-falling off bench seat on shopping cart (does not like to ride on it) told me one day that she cannot sit well on the bench and has to always hold the safety bar in front).
-Peculiar way of holding hands/wrist when engaging in conversation or telling a story so much so that many people make a comment about her hands.
-peculiar way of holding hands down from wrist at times they seem to dangle
-peculiar way of holding right arm out for balance her arm makes the letter L shape while the left arm is held in real tight w/ hands bent down at wrist…we are noticing this more and more frequently
-cannot and will no
-cannot and will not learn to ride scooter
-does not enjoy to play soccer at the field will say mom “I’ll watch you play”
-pants are always falling down her bottom is always hanging out and she says she does not feel it and struggles to use her thumbs to pull up her pants. She always says she cannot. I always tell her there is no such thing as I cannot it’s I’ll try.
-buttoning or unzipping her pants she cannot do.
-I have never seen her pump her legs on the swing
-Would prefer to talk her way through anything as opposed to actually doing it.
-extreme force when picking up a glass with little in it almost as if her motor planning is off.
- seems to tire easily after riding her bike 6 houses or walking 6 houses she has to take a bike regardless of time of day.
-does not enjoy hugs, kisses or close contact and runs when family members near her to do so especially guests.
-prefers to kiss peoples arms if she must engage in affection
-difficulty sitting still when dressing wash
-runs into things a lot uncoordinated
-does not brace her falls or try to protect herself when she falls.
Expressive Speech/Oral Motor Development
-Large vocabulary
-50% or less others can understand her
-Since Sept. we have been working on drinking from a cup and every meal she spills from her mouth insists on wearing bib because she knows she will dribble.
-refers to herself in 3rd person and we constantly encourage her to use I
-when place room temperature cool whip on her upper lip she cannot lick it away or anywhere in close proximity to her tongue she cannot lick it away.
-it took since Sept to get her to form her lips to kiss
-blowing bubbles/kazoo/flute is difficult as she struggles w/ blowing
-will not eat cold things ice cream, popsicles, etc.
-recently started smacking her cheeks and saying just give me my favorite things I cannot say what I want.

Other
-Does not like wind in face in the car
-does not like water from spray bottle or bath or shower on her hea
-does not like water from spray bottle or bath or shower on her head or body/sprinkler too. We reward allot for good behavior if she does not tantrum which does not always happen.
-difficulty unwinding to get to sleep
-does not like loud noises
-tantrums when hair starts to touch her shoulders said she just does not like it. So we keep it short and cut it every three months and she sits perfectly to get it cut but nearly looses it when the spray bottle comes out.
-unexpected events or routine broken she encounters much difficulty…she has to talk out all situations prior to engaging the night before we found this the best solution to the problem however as life is not always planned it does not always work that way.
-tantrums during most transitions
-worries about which classroom she will be in for her tot class and discusses it the night before and practically the entire way to class
-worries about what craft we will complete or what color shirt her teacher will wear.
-litera
-literally goes into a knock down tantrum when she has to have her nails cut…we have never cut her. We reward if she does not tantrum, which has never happened. Our other children are not bothered by getting their nails clipped.
-Will only drink water or soy vanilla milk (one brand)
-is a thumb sucker so much so that last month she had an infection growing underneath her nail and she sucks it so hard that there is a permanent indentation in the nail.
-must have blanket at home and we only allow it in the car. It never leaves the car. To aide in comfort during outings as we noticed this slightly eases the times spent out of the house.
Forgot to add we let her walk now in stores regardless of the tight pull on the cart as this is what is best for her.

Hi,, hoe long does it take to build a ecommerce site with a cms from by a programmer? I wanted to site to be done in 12 days but something said that’s not possible even with 4 people working on it BUT they said it can be done in 10 days using zen cart ???

What is better way to go ? Iam new to do, I just want to make the right choice…Thanks!!

Last year I bought an EZ-GO 2005 golf cart and forgot how to starrt it over the winter, doe’s anybody know how to start one?

My daughter just turned 2 in November and she misbehaves so badly! She makes me so mad but nothing I do seems to work!! She is extremely AD HD so talking to her about something she did or shouldn’t do is close to impossible. Her mind is already on something else by the time you can get her to look at you and listen to what you have to say. Then she has no idea what you are talking about! She is also extremely bright. She is Very advanced and can talk Very clear. Right now when she doses something wrong I raise my voice and then she knows that mommy is mad! When she troughs fits when are at home I try to ignore her but that has never worked and Always makes it much worse! It always ends up in her getting a spanking and sent to her room for time out. (I’m a big believer in spanking your kids!! Not beating your kids but spankings! I grew up with 2 sisters and we wore spanked regularly! I am also severely AD HD.I was diagnosed in Kindergarten. Now being an adult I can see how my mind works is different than people who don’t have AD HD! Spanking always worked! I turned out great and have a wonderful relationship with my parents and my sisters!). She dose not take anything i say seriously, noting seems to scare her into listening to me! When we are in public it is so bad! She will scream and yell like she is dyeing, flail her arms around and kick her legs! It embarrasses me so bad and makes me so mad! Its getting to the point where we aren’t being invited to play groups and my friends don’t want to hang out when I have to bring Sam! Don’t really know what to do! Her Father lets her do what ever she wants and that drives me absolutely crazy! When we all go grocery shopping he lets her go from being carried, sitting in the cart, standing in the back of the cart, walking, riding under the cart!! AAAHHHH I just want a well mannered child that listens and respects me! Any one knows how to get through to an AD HD child? What is the best way to discipline in public? Are we even allowed to swat our kids hands? My aunt got DEFAX called on her at Kroger for telling my cousin that she was going to leave her if she didn’t stop having a fit in the toy isle and allow my aunt to pick her up! She didn’t even lay a hand on her! She didn’t even threaten to hit her!! I can’t stand it when nosy people do that! What they fail to realize is that the kids that are being abused and mistreated are so quiet and shy that they are often time over looked! What can we do in public? What’s crossing the law where you are at risk of getting into trouble with DEFAX?

The sticker on the go cart was peeling off, but I could also make out the words Briggs Stratton, and the number 195.
Looking for a website link to buy from, thnx!

plz help i have 4 bike wheels and i can build a wood frame for it but how do i hook up the snowblower engine to the wheels

I have a Pink DS Lite that is in great condition.
I also have a Gameboy Advance..
I have a light to go on the Gameboy Advance..
I have these following games..
Mario Cart Super Circuit.. for gameboy advance
Shrek 2.. for gameboy advance
Dogz.. for gameboy advance
Warioland 4… for gamboy advance
Nitendogs.. for DS
Kirby’s Dreamland.. for original gameboy
and
Super Mario Land.. for original gameboy

how much do you think i would get in cash for all that?

Ok so my son is going to be 8 months old this sunday… He can crawl, sit by himself and roll over by himself. He already needs a new car seat because his old one which was supposed to go up to a year he is too big for… the new one wont be able to fit into a shopping cart, isn’t made for it and isn’t made to sit in the stroller like the other one…

So is it time for him to move on and finally sit in the stroller and sit in the shopping cart?

Btw he just starting sitting by himself for about a week… and I mean he gets up by himself not that we put him like that and he is able to stay like that.

Thanks…
Thanks, I will probably buy one of those cart covers soon also.

database driven website ? Or is it easier to buy A SHOPPING CART and have a coder customize it?

What is teh best way to go? Please help, thanks

hplz i need to now because my friend has a 3.5 go cart engine and i want to beat him and the price range for it

I live near the one in auburn washington, and i have 3 other friends with me, and we want to do batting cages, go carts, mini golf

I want this summer to be a memorable one! Give me original ideas of crazy things to do! And it could just be crazy things in general it doesn’t have to be summer :]] just fun shit that I could do with friends, y’know and not stuff like crazy things to do in walmart or something X.X
Here’s what I already have on my list:

1.Go indoor skydiving
2.Get a massage
3.Egg or toilet paper someone’s house
4.Ride a rollercoaster
5.Steal a sign
6.Go skinny dipping
7.Go streaking
8.Watch the sunrise
9.Have a whipped cream fight
10.Paintball
11.Go-carting
12.Water balloon fight
13.Go to a concert (mosh at concert)
14.Race in a shopping cart
15.Give out free hugs (or hugs for a quarter?)
16.Go swimming in the middle of the night
17.Go on the side of the road and hold a huge sign that says "honk if you think I’m hot"
18.Sneak out in the middle of the night
19.Get CRAZY drunk
20.Weed
21.Go to a rave <3
22.Count/watch the stars with someone
23.Learn how to belly dance
24.Wear bra and panties outside of clothes for an hour
25.Play strip poker
26.Play beer pong
27.Ride a fake bull

I need a reccomendation for a wheeled cart that I could use to bring some stuff to the beach. I would like to take a relative with post polio syndrome and to be able to handle her and the other "stuff" I need something for help!!!

I was thinking about buying a go cart but when the guy started it, it started to go without me even pressing the gas. It was pulling so hard forward that i could barely push it backwards when backing up. Why would it do this? How would I make it not do this?

i have a go cart but it is in the form of a classic ford model t i need to find parts for it can any one help?

Don’t say ebay i’ve already looked