Relationships
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled “All Men Are Idiots”. Then she will get on with her life.

A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, “I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I’ll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you’re a total floozy. But I want you to know that there’s always a chance for us”. This is known as the “I Hate You / I Love You” drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need; alas, these classes rarely prove effective.

Maturity
Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults. Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.

Handwriting
To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken- scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary and they dot their “i’s” with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their “p’s” and “g’s”. It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she’s dumping you, she’ll put a smiley face at the end of the note.

Bathrooms
A man has six items in his bathroom – a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

Groceries
A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reached the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter that the Clampett’s car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.

Shoes
When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, and then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk. A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day.

Leg Warmers
A woman, even if she’s walking the dog or doing the dishes, is allowed to wear leg warmers. She can wear them any time she wants. A man can only wear leg warmers if he is auditioning for the “Gimme the Ball” number in “A Chorus Line.”

Going Out
When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready to go out, as soon as she finds her earring, finishes putting on her makeup…

Cats
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

Offspring
Ah!, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Dressing Up
A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail etc. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

Laundry
Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by re-runs of old episodes of “Love, American Style.”

Socks
Men wear sensible socks. They wear standard white sweatsocks. Women wear strange socks. Socks that are cut way below the ankles, that have pictures of clouds on them, that have a big fuzzy ball on the back.

Nicknames
If Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle get together for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle. But if Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bullet-Head, Godzilla, Peanut-Brain and Useless.

Eating Out
… and when the check comes, Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack will each throw in bills, even though it’s only for .50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.

Mirrors
Men are vain; they will always check themselves out in a mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, car windows, store windows, toasters, Joe Garagiola’s head.

The Telephone
Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

Directions
If a woman is out driving, and she finds herself in unfamiliar surroundings, she will stop at a gas station and ask for directions. Men consider this to be a sign of weakness. Men will never stop and ask for directions. Men will drive in a circle for hours, all the while saying things like, “Looks like I’ve found a new way to get there.” and, “I know I’m in the general neighborhood. I recognize that 7-11 store.”

Admitting Mistakes
Women will sometimes admit making a mistake. The last man who admitted he was wrong was General George Custer.

Toys
Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and silly and impractical. Examples of men’s toys: little miniature TV’s. Car phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least 6 “D” batteries to operate.

Plants
A woman asks a man to water her plants while she is on vacation. The man waters the plants. The woman comes home five or six days later to an apartment full of dead plants. No one knows why this happens.

Cameras
Men take photography very seriously. They’ll shell out 00 for state of the art equipment, and build dark rooms and take photography classes. Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course women always end up taking better pictures.

Jewelry
Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring and that’s it. Any more than that and he will look like a lounge singer.

My baby was pretty quiet on her first airplane ride to visit relatives, except for about 30 seconds of crying as her ears popped. It was loud and in a contained space it sounded louder to me. I apologized to the guy next to us for all the noise when we landed and he acted surprised, and said the baby had behaved very well, seemed happy, so there was no need to apologize.

A bit later my daughter started learning to babble. I was grocery shopping at Costco and babbling back to her and saying mom stuff, like "who is my beautiful baby? ba ba ba!" and so forth. The kid was wide awake and in a really great mood, 6 months old, really smiley, laughing and answering "ba ba ba" back to me in her stroller. You know the stuff, and it’s new to her (our only child) so I was eating it up that she was imitating me. Anyway, a lady told me to try harder to keep the baby quiet because it was bothering her.

I’d say in terms of decibels we were being way quieter than we were on the plane, and Costco is a large, warehouse-style store with large open rows, where sound is absorbed readily. Also, on the plane she was clearly unhappy/in pain, which you’d think would bother people more, whereas in Costco she was making happy baby noises. They were not shrieks at all. It was cooing, laughing, and ba ba ba.

On the plane maybe people behave better toward infants because they know there’s nowhere to go anyway, so they may as well be polite? Or maybe people out grocery shopping tend to be in worse moods on average than people flying to Miami for the weekend? Anyway, what is an acceptable noise level for a baby before you cart them back to the car and try shopping again another day?

hey i gotta buy the whole store….lol i was in walmart other day and i thought well this is easy .. first i buy all the grocerys then i start in the baby section buy all that ..then to the cleaning supplys buy all that pet section buy all that over to clothes section for 18 yrs buy all that over to the tv section buy that over to the paint section buy that over to the toy section buy all that over to the towels bedspreads buy all that over to the adult clothes buy all that over to the fishing section buy all that over to the bicycle section buy that over to lawn and garden and buy children birdfeeders flower seeds and over to lawn furniture buy all that and im like thinking wheres the train tracks? back over to the craft section and buy color books crayons for the children and yarn for me to knit and over to the electronics to buy digital everything and over to adult clothes buy that over to shoe department buy shoes over to undies buy all that whew man… its so simple to live just buy the entire store. over to the christmas decorations section buy all that over to the excercise isle and didnt we have any excercise yet? buy all that… over to the candy section buy that over to the bathroom take a pee back out again stop in at subway and eat some energy TMI HUH you dont have to read it all LOL back over to the greeting card section over to the kitchen stuff buy all that………….. over to the knick knack section buy all that.. over to the hard ware section buy all that pull ur car into the auto section and get it fixed ….so like you got how many shopping carts cause you gotta go up and down all the isles if you gotta family and home and then across the street to the furniture store… too long huh LOL na were stupid we dont know this already…..
yeh tom you probably wont read additionals ur on to another question by now i used to live in sandusky its so built up now thats a long drive from elyria.
you miss my point but thats ok in the end there is no point..smile……

Seriously… today I HAD to go to the grocery store… no cat food, out of formula, etc… I usually do not take all 4 of my kids with me, but it’s Spring Break so off we go.
My kids were (surprisingly) well behaved for the most part… and the store was pretty busy.
I do not think grown-ups look out for little ones like they should. My 5 yr old got hit with a little old lady’s cart and she gave me the evil eye (he was seriously a foot to the left of me.) She did not ask if he was ok, she did not stop… just kept on walking while shooting me the look of death! In the milk aisle, my 7 year old grabbed a gallon of milk for me while I went for the creamer… she must have been in some man’s way because he hufffed and puffed around her like she was doing something wrong.
In general, this type of thing really ticks me off and I have been known to say something if it’s bad enough… any suggestions?
It is so hard to explain to kids why adults can be so rude!

My Partner and I Play this little game where she has me dress up in adult diapers ,tee shirt ,socks & sneakers. We go to a large Hotel and get an early check in . She then makes me go out of the room dressed this way and get her soda & Ice. When I walk down the Hall the Maids are out with the carts doing the rooms. They will LOL at me
and call over more Maids to see this. Some times she Locks me out of the room for a bit so I can be LOL at . Can I get in Trouble ? at this time most guests are gone.

my bf & i have been 2gether now 4 six yrs. he use 2 b a crackhead, but we’ve moved 2 a place where he knew nobody except my daughter & i & now 4 the past yr. & a 1/2 he’s an alcoholic & sometimes smokes weed. he claims he wants 2 quit, but he doesn’t know how. i told him instead of spending his $$ on booze & weed save it 4 a car that we desperately so need. what 2 do 4 fun then he asked. i said go to a movie w/ me, go bowling, go go cart racing, or pay someone 2 take us 2 the mall 2 go shopping or 2 take us 4 the day 2 an amuzement park. what 2 drink instead of beer 2 make me feel good. for the dizziness i don’t know, but 4 the feel good & have fun y not drink milk, juice, & or soda. any suggestions from any adults would b greatly appreciated.

Relationships:
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled ‘All Men Are Idiots.’ Then she will get on with her life. A mail has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3 am on a Sunday morning, he will call and say, ‘I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I’ll never forgive you, and hate you, and you’re a total floozy. But I want you to know that there’s always a chance for us.’ This is known as the ‘I Hate You, I Love You’ drunken phone call and 99 percent of all men have made it at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need.

Sex:
Women prefer 30 to 40 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 to 40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.

Maturity:
Women mature much faster than men do. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults. Most 17year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.

Magazines:
Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman’s body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.

Bathrooms:
A man has five items in his bathroom – a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

Groceries:
A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampetts’ car on The Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10?items?or?less lane.

Cats:
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

Offspring:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Dressing Up:
A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

Laundry:
Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a van and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by reruns of old American sitcoms.

Eating Out:
When the bill comes, Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack will each throw in bills, even though it’s only for .50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Mirrors:
Men are vain; they will check themselves out in a mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any, shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald boyfriend’s/father’s heads.

Menopause: When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, biological Changes. Nature provokes a uniform reaction in men. He buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche.

Richard Gere:
Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way. Men hate Richard Gere because lie reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women.

Madonna:
Same as above, but reversed. Same reason.

Toys:
Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and silly and impractical. Examples of men’s toys: little miniature TVs. Cell phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least six big batteries to operate.

Locker Rooms:
In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don’t know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women talk about one thing in the locker room: sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.

Movies:
Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man. Men will only show their arse, because arse size doesn’t really matter.

Jewelry:
Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring and that’s it. Any more than that and he will look like a lounge singer named Ramone.

Time:
When a woman says she’ll be ready to go out in five more minutes, she’s using the same meaning of time as when a man says the football game just has five minutes left. Neither of them is counting time outs, commercials, or replays.

Friends:
Women on a ‘girls’ night out’ talk the whole time. Men on a ‘boys’ night out’ say about 20 words all night, most of which are ‘Pass the chips’ or ‘Got am more beer?’

Toilets:
Men use toilets for purely biological reasons. Women use toilets as social lounges. Men in toilets will never speak a word to each other. Women who’ve never met will leave a toilet giggling together like old friends. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, ‘Hey Tom, I, was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me
Yes, I know, it is verrryyyyy long lol.

Why does Disney make such crappy movies now when they used to produce such good movies that unearthed things like racism (Pocahontas) and that everyone has a dark side (The Hunchback of Notre Dame) and got people thinking?
It’s really idiotic ( Hannah Montana that is) Disney used to produce things parents and adults could enjoy as well. The Lion King taught kids how to cope with Death, and that you can’t run away from your problems, now Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus just teaches kids how to disguise a stripper pole on an ice cream cart. Disney should go back to their original greatness.
Yes Alex, look at the fire where the Gypsy woman is dancing in this video.

And they are going to finally have a African-American Disney Princess. :]

I love Pirates, and Mulan.

Just a thought, and curious about why do people here asked too much about Rizal that the last one is asking his paternal/maternal side of the family. You ask student in college now or even in my own time about the subject they have Rizal:works & life probably tells you it is just a waste of their time taking the subject. What do we need to know about Rizal anyway? How many heroes do we have in the time of Rizal alone, probably 36 or more. From Paterno, Jacinto,Mabini,Bonifacio,gom-bur-za, aguinaldo,etc the list is too long to write. And yet people are still asking Rizal contribution to the revolution. Never heard of Bonfiacio or Emilio Jacinto or Miguel Malvar etc? What is so special about Rizal to this young people? To me he is just an instrument to bring down the rule of Spain in the Philippines. Nothing special about him. Rizal for one belong to the elitista or the elite or the rich group during his time is it not? How do you explain his frequent travel from the Philippines to Madrid, Paris, and Hamburg in Germany then? Funds from the revolution? Hardly there are money to begin with because the people do not know that a group like them exist in the Philippines is this not right also? Mahiwaga nga ang buhay ni Rizal kung tutuusin. Is he trading opium poppies from the Chinese to fund the revolution? Just a thought.

IN OVER ALL we never run out of heroes, right now we have one in the person of Penaflorida who won the CNN hero of the year award by pushing cart of books and school supplies to street children in Cavite to teach them how to read and write. We are the new heroes why do we have to look back through 100 years for? We are the country that never run out of heroes because we do not have short supply of it. OFW are the new heroes is it not? Yet when they go home they are so disoriented or go home to the Philippines in a box with no help from the government. It is so annoying that young adults still look at Rizal once again for guidance. I don’t think Americans still cling to George Washington and trying to know him better. Is Rizal special? What do you think?

I need to be sure we cant get in trouble playing this Game?
My Partner and I Play this little game where she has me dress up in adult diapers ,tee shirt ,socks & sneakers. We go to a large Hotel and get an early check in . She then makes me go out of the room dressed this way and get her soda & Ice. When I walk down the Hall the Maids are out with the carts doing the rooms. They will LOL at me
and call over more Maids to see this. Some times she Locks me out of the room for a bit so I can be LOL at . Can I get in Trouble ? at this time most guests are gone.

OK plz read! ok so i was with my friend, kayleigh, and we were going to a church youth group called EDGE. it was sports night (fun and games night with pizza and snacks) and it was just starting up since summer so we were excited and all. (just to let you know, im prettier then my friend and not meaning to brag but info for the story, im like really pretty and im 13) we walked in and i saw this SUPER CUTE boy. when i was eating pizza with kayleigh, i asked her if she knew him and she said no but hes cute. then she went to get me and her cupcakes and the boy walked up at the same time and said hi to her and she said hi then told me what had happened. of course i was jealous. then later, we went to play guitar hero (wii) and i was getting ready to play the drums. i was sitting down and the boy came on the side of me (kayleigh was on the other side) then he came right in front of me (close enough for me to be able to see detail of his face. like 2 to 3 feet near me) and started staring and smiling big at me. i was like hi and smiled then he said hi and kept smiling. i said what r u doing? he just kept staring (i figured out later his name was Zachory and he was 14) then i said, ur kinda scaring me and laughed, then he left. they were also having ticket drawings that night for prizes and the leader was asking who wanted to draw the ticket number. the boy points at me and says, let her do it! so i ended up doing it. later on we all circled up to pray after wards and hear announcements. the leader said to get into a square shape and then the boy moved next to me and kayleigh and he was staring at me again, knowing that i knew he was. after that, my parents got there and were talking to other adults, of course. my friend was still there and the boy was there talking to one of his friends. (my friend asked him about a helmet [pulling me with her] and did cart wheels to show off and stuff). then my friend and i were chasing my little bro (boy is outside now with friend) and he ran outside so we chased him and the oby asked me, hey is that ur little brother? i said yes then he said, he seems annoying then laughed. me and kayleigh ran back in chasing my bro and then he went outside again. we told him, ur not going in seth. then the boy says, oh yes he is and you two are staying out here! kayleigh and I laughed and ran in through another door (boy watched us through the glass). then it was time for us to go. we said bye to him and he kept saying bye to us. my mom waved to him on way out and he waved to her back!
sorry that took so long. so do you think he likes me, or likes my friend? was it flirting or does he have issues? does he just act that way? was he just flirty? i dont know what flirting is like i have never had someone flirt with me, unless he did. HELP ME. do you think he likes me or what? easy 10 points. tell me what to do when i see him next (2 weeks). PLEASE HELP ME!!!
PLEASE ANSWER PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

Im trying to be the cool big city Aunt. LOL ……rrrrright. My 16 year old niece lives out in the boonies and has all her life. She don’t get out much. I live in the nearest major city She has been to the mall here SEVERAL times so that would be boring for her.

She is coming down for a week and I want to make sure she has fun, and experiences the world outside her small hick town with me supervising her. I know adults are not that fun But I want to make sure her mom will let her come over again. What are some suggestions?

Go cart track, motor boats, a small amusement park. Anything cultural from different countries, (china town). She hasn’t been exposed to different cultures. The view points of the city. The electric train we have she has never been on and she is very excited to ride that. It takes you everywhere. The huge movie theaters, lazer tag, and the lazer light show. I was also thinking an Underage night club. ( I think her mom would not like that)

When I am at work and she needs to hang at my place. She is excited I have a pool at my complex that she can hang out at all day if she wants. Plus she will have my prepaid cell, and a laptop to use so she can contact her BF, me, her family and friends if she needs something. Plus cable, and a kitty.
Would that be fun er no?

Well just to shorten the story….It was a very nice day outside and I had a trail ride planned with two other friends – One adult, one 13 yr old. The horses were behaving very well for the first part of the ride but then the first horse in line got spooked by a guinea hen which sent my horse (in the back of the line) galloping back for the barn. I had kicked out my stirrups just for the safety of not being dragged. There were three very steep and rocky hills I would be going down so I basically just slid myself off my saddle and I fell into some soft dirt,,,near some rocks,,,and I think that’s what broke my femer. So they the emts had to take a mule (like the golf cart kind) out to get me because I was about a mile out.

I was transported about 20 mins away to a hospital. The doctors put a transportation splint on my leg and took x rays. Then I was transported about an hour and fifteen mins away to a different hospital that could do surgery on my leg…my splint was changed there and the next day I had surgery – have a plate and 7 pins in my femer (thats what I broke).

So what horse related things could I do when I can walk better on crutches? Theres a dover saddlery near me but it has 4 levels and the stair cases are pretty long. I don’t think I should be near horses on crutches that much just because I can’t move around too fast on them. So any ideas?

I’m on there looking at the Regal school robes,and I’m not sure which size I’m better off going with. I’m 4’10 and a half,and I seen adult s/m,but I’m not sure if that will be too long on me since its for heights 4’10 to 5’7. (Youth is 4’9)

http://www.alivans.com/custom/cart/edit.asp?p=96048

So which size am I better off going with? Thanks { I just want to be sure,so I don’t waste my money. And I’m 16 and I stopped growing when I was 12}

Handwriting:

Men: To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch.

Women: Women use scented, colored stationery and they dot the "i" with circles or hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in the "b" and "g". It is a pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she’s dumping you, she will put a smiley face at the end of the note.

Groceries:

Women: A woman makes a list of things she needs, then goes out to the store and buys those things.

Men: A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett’s car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the express lane.

Relationships:

Women: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life.

Men: A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I’ll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you’re a total floozy. But I want you to know that there’s always a chance for us." This is known as the "I Hate You / I Love You" drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need.

Sex:

Women: They prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay.

Men: They prefer 30-40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place part of the foreplay.

Maturity:

Women: They mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults.

Men: Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.

Magazines:

Men: Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman’s body.

Women: Women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.

Bathrooms:

Men: A man has six items in his bathroom — a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

Women: The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man cannot identify most of these items.

Shoes:

Women: When preparing for work, a woman will put on a wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk.

Men: A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day. Let’s not talk about how many days he’ll wear the same socks.

Cats:

Women: Women love cats.

Men: Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

Children:

Women: A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.

Men: A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Dressing Up:

Women: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.

Men: A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

Laundry:

Women: Women do laundry every couple of days.

Men: A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants (the ones that were hip about eight years ago) before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by reruns of old episodes of "Love American Style."

Eating Out:

Men: When the check comes, each man will each throw in bills, even though it’s only for .50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.

Women: When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.

Mirrors:

Men: Men are vain and will check themselves out in a mirror.

Women: They are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald guys’ heads.

Menopause:

Women: When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of these changes varies with the individual.

Men: Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction – he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche.

The Phone:

Men: Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people.

Women: A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

Richard Gere:

Women: Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way.

Men: Men hate Richard Gere because he reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women.

Madonna:

Same as above, but reversed. Same reason.

Toys:

Women: Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest.

Men: Men never grow out of their toy obsession. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive, silly and impractical. Examples of men’s toys: little miniature TVs. Car phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least 6 "D" batteries to operate.

Cameras:

Men: Men take photography very seriously. They’ll shell out 00 for state of the art equipment, and build dark rooms and take photography classes.

Women: Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course, women always end up taking better pictures.

Locker Rooms:

Men: In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don’t know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women.

Women: They talk about one thing in the locker room – sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.

Movies:

Women: Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man.

Men: The only actor who has ever appeared nude in the movies is Richard Gere. This is another reason why men hate him.

Jewelry:

Women: Women look nice when they wear jewelry.

Men: A man can get away with wearing one ring and that’s it. Any more than that and he will look like a lounge singer named Vic.

Conversation:

Men: Men need a good disagreement to get talking. For instance, "Wow, great movie." or "What are you, nuts? No REAL cop would have an Uzi that size."

Women: Women, not having this problem, try to initiate conversations with men by saying something agreeable: "That garden by the roadside looks lovely." "Mm hmm." Pause. "That was a good restaurant last night, wasn’t it?" "Yeah." Pause. And so on.

Leg Warmers:

Women: Leg warmers are sexy. A woman, even if she’s walking the dog or doing the dishes, is allowed to wear leg warmers. She can wear them any time she wants.

Men: A man can only wear leg warmers if he is auditioning for the "Gimme the Ball" number in "A Chorus Line."

Friends:

Women: Women on a girls’ night out talk the whole time.

Men: Men on a boy’s night out say about twenty words all night, most of which are "Pass the Doritos" or "got any more beer?"

Restrooms:

Women: Women use restrooms as social lounges. Women who’ve never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. Women also go to the restroom in packs, at least two women at a time excuse themselves to use the restroom.

Men: Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Men in a restrooms will never speak a word to each other. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, "Hey, Tom, I was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?"

I’m planning on building a simple wooden cart, capable of carrying a 200lb person over asphalt and possibly dirt roads. It can be either 24V or 36V and I know that would require 2 or 3 12V lead-acid batteries, which will add to the weight. I can get two 350W motors on eBay for around each, but I don’t know if 700W will be enough. Speed isn’t much of an issue, and I wouldn’t mind having to gear them down for around 20mph.

tl;dr Is 700W enough for an adult go-cart?

They are young adult books, and I only can get one so I was wondering which one you would suggest (if you have read at least one of them lol)

Looks…Madeleine George

http://www.amazon.com/Looks-Madeleine-George/dp/0142414190/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpi_1

Whenever Nina Lies…Lynn Weingarten

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/054506631X/ref=ord_cart_shr?%5Fencoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance

Going too Far…Jennifer Echols

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1416571736/ref=ord_cart_shr?%5Fencoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance

Inexcusable…Chris Lynch

http://www.amazon.com/Inexcusable-Chris-Lynch/dp/1416939725/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1248575522&sr=8-1

-I was this guy and the dream was in first person and third person view. Leather jacket, black pants, red t-shirt. (Completely unlike my style and I’m a girl)

-I was with this girl who had long black hair and also had black leather jacket. She had brown eyes and loved mascara. I think her connection was a partner / coworker of some sort

Walked into a connected, two layer pool area with the chick. Kids and adults playing in the pool. Kid throws and gets a basketball goal
Girl separates for a while. A beast all of a sudden comes in on a motorbike that can ride on water. A free bike pulls beside me. He takes off over the pool as people move out of the way. I follow. He flips, I flip. We sink to the bottom (on back facing up to surface) I swim back to the top but only my hair gets wet. I get out of the pool.
Random guy says: “Just like his father.”

Next scene: at the top area of the pool and I’m sitting next to the girl and these random guys. I looked at the water and noticed blood clots floating. Disgusted, I look around and notice the fat bald guy is trying to cover his nose with his palm. I tell him to cover and get out of the pool.

Next scene:
Everyone was gathered and told to stand on the ledge by the pool which is a little high up. Police were everywhere and there was a priest. No one really knew what was going on. I look to my left to see Bryanna walking up to me. [Bryanna is a chick I know who I cut off connections with completely months ago. We weren't friends, just acquaintances and I cut connections due to her being... actually a bit crazy.]

B:“2 dead Jews are in the bottom of that pool.”

Me:“Don’t say that. You trying to scare people?!”

-notices corpse shadow below me where I’m standing and starts to feel paranoid-

-Lights suddenly go out-

The police were ready to take fire and the priest started chanting to rid of the evil spirits.

We were all instructed to keep our eyes closed and not to open them. My eyes were open and I had night vision but instead of green, things were white and orange. The ledge was starting to tip down or there was a chance it was just in my head. I had no idea. I felt really paranoid. I kept noticing the black corpse shadow in the water. Then noticed the evil spirits were flying around so I closed my eyes and kept them tightly shut as I felt one glare at my face.

-Suddenly standing by cops-
Me:“So it’s all taken care of?”
Officer:“For now, it’s over.”

I leave out the doors and all of a sudden I’m in the almost dark desert riding a train. I’m standing and having my body dangle out the front cart. The girl made some comment about she’s glad the killer is gone and I pull myself back into the cart, get in her face and smoothly say
“What, you don’t really think HE was the brains behind the operation, do you?”

“What?!”

-smirks- “Every master plan needs a master”

(The train suddenly was stopped with ease?)

I threw her off, stepped down and saw fear in her eyes. I smiled and shot her.

Dream ends!

Dannon Yogurt has a TV ad for it’s "Lite & Fit" single serve yogurt product, showing a young-looking blonde female shopping with a cart in the grocery store. When she happens by some Lite & Fit yogurt, she can’t help herself, opens it, and immediately SCARFS IT ALL DOWN….then looks around to see if anyone saw her as she smiles a slightly guilty but devilish smile.

It’s called PILFERAGE…also known as STEALING. And while it may be fun or even funny to the kids and even adults who do it (as this ad promotes), it is very expensive to grocers and ultimately every shopper in the form of higher prices on everything to make up for what was stolen.

What is shocking about this Dannon ad is how they make this young blonde shopper look so cute and appealing…as if this little trick were something eveyone should do if they’ve never tried it before, i.e. eating groceries in the grocery store aisle before you’ve bought them. The Dannon people COULD have included a quick clip at the end, showing the blonde paying for the empty yogurt pack at check-out — but NOOOOOO!!! That would be TOO RESPONSIBLE, now wouldn’t it?

You don’t have to be a grocer or grocery store employee to respond to this question in that pilferage affects everyone. And in these days of rising food prices, this is one unacceptable behavior that CAN be reduced if everyone gets with the program. Why does Dannon feel it operates outside the normal range of legally acceptable behavior in promoting, in essense, shop lifting?

Did you catch this particular point when you saw this ad? And did it bother you even a bit? And how many kids now are going to copy cat this behavior, their now seeing even an ADULT scarfing down food or quick eats at the grocery store?
To Responder "Do Not Buy a Kia": Your charge for me to not be supposedly cynical of Dannon Yogurt (and I’m not) is humorously ironic, given your VERY NAME here on Yahoo! Answers which charges people to not buy a particular brand of car. In your support of pilfirage at the grocery store just because so many others do it, you basicly support shop lifting and don’t care that you yourself pay for it in terms of higher prices. Or did you think it through quite that far?

I’m 16 years old and I turn 17 in 2 months. I dropped out of high school this last fall (i was only in 9th grade) because of social anxiety. My anxiety is still going away but I still have problems with negative thinking a little and over analyzing things way too much. This fall i’m going to go to adult ed to study and get my GED. I was thinking about getting a full time job at a grocery store pushing carts in or working stocking shelfs until I get my GED. You know, just so I can save up some money so when I turn 18, I can buy my own car or just help my parents out. They arent exactly rich and are on social security.

My problem is about getting a job is that, I worry about "how do I clock in and clock out, in winter, where do I put my jacket at working in the winter, should i really get this job, what I get bored pushing carts all day." I worry about everything possible about a job. Its all the little details too that I pay attention too! It drives me crazy!
I don’t think its OCD. I have completely no life experiences and have NEVER had a job before. I realize that people get jobs to support themselves.

After I get my GED, I plan on going to college and taking up a automotive course, probably either Automotive Technology or collision repair since I love cars and love messing around with them. I’m a very smart person, I just dropped out of school so soon and i’m so young with no experience. I worry about "if I got this job, how would I interact with other people" and "will people make fun of me being so young and working full time doing a sucky job?" all that it drives me crazy. My parents say i’m way too smart for my age and way too mature. Even people think I look 19 years old.
Basically i’m so confused. I cant even distract my mind from this. I constantly am thinking about getting a full time job. I really want a car when I turn 18. If I dont get a job soon, I’ll probably be relying on my parents to drive me around or me using their car. I worry about every little single thing! Like I said, I plan on working and saving up money and buying a car so when I turn 18 I can get my permit and also have a car. I would probably have my GED by then if I really study and put my mind to it. Then hopefully be in college before I turn 19.
How can I stop this? Is work like a big thing people make it out to be? Or once you start a job, is like it like a normal task for you and it doesnt seem important that your making money?

People always talk about working and jobs. Even at school they constantly talked about working and jobs. It seems like their hyping it up so much. I know people that work and dont even think nothing of it.

When I was nine years old, I began writing for the first time. It was nothing amazing but I did put effort into it. Now, at sixteen, I’m starting to write again and I have an idea for a story I would like to write about a young girl from Egypt which follows her life from the time she was about eight up until the time she is a young adult.

So far, I’ve been doing some research and I wrote a "summary" of sorts of what will happen throughout the story.

Don’t think that I’m some arrogant sixteen year old girl who thinks my story will automatically get published because I know that’s not reality.

Earlier today, I was thinking about a potential way to begin the story and this is what I wrote in my first attempt:

The sun had barely risen as I made my way towards the man selling ful from a metal cart. His first few customers were beginning to gather, most of them had come out of the mosque which was close by. I was a skinny little girl about eight-years-old and I was sent by my grandmother to purchase some bowls of ful from the vendor to have as our breakfast.

Without looking to see if there were any vehicles coming, I continued walking into the dirt street.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a minibus came to a screeching halt beside me. Astonished, the man selling ful, all of his customers, and anyone else who had witnessed my latest blunder, stared at me and the spectacle I had just caused.

The driver of the minibus, a middle aged man, poked his head out of his window and took the opportunity to scold me in Arabic.

Embarassed, I sprinted the rest of the way to the ful cart on my long, awkward legs. The day had just began and I had already made a fool of myself.

Once it was my turn in line, the vendor looked down at me and smiled. I didn’t smile back and even if I had it wouldn’t have been a genuwine smile but a sad attempt at one. I was still embarrassed at what had just happened.

The vendor was a tall man, probably in his thirties. His smile was warm and friendly.

I took out the money my grandmother had given me and offered it up to him. He took it then turned away from me to ladle out the ful.

I waited silently and tried to shake my feelings of embarassment.

Purchasing food from the street vendors was a very familiar and common practice to me. Carts that sold ful, which is a stew made from the fava bean, could be found anywhere in my poor Cairo neighborhood.

A moment later, the vendor turned to me with the two steaming bowls.

“You should be more careful next time.” he said.

I shook my head in agreement.

The vendor continued, “ Life is precious, it can be gone in an instant.”

I nodded in agreement once more as I took the bowls of ful.

The vendor was right, life can be gone in an instant.

That was something I knew all too well…

Well my fiance and I were walking into wal mart yesterday morning to get some stuff, and there was a guy with a sign that said "Christmas puppies for sale" so of course I stop to look… he had a cart full of 8 tan and white puppies that can’t be older than 5 weeks old even though he said 8 weeks. i went inside to do my shopping and when I came back out he was down to 5… of course I took one.

the puppy is adorable, he eats dry puppy chow fine, but cries A LOT.. I just gave him a bowl of warm milk and he lapped it up vigorously and is now sound asleep doing the little puppy grunting.

he walks, but wobbles as he wags his little tail.

The guy said he is a lab mix, but he looks like a pit puppy to me.. at least 80 percent pit. I gave the guy for him, he had 4 others when i left, i wish i could have taken them All. I am hoping they all got good homes, when i took mine, there was a crowd of about 20 people around him and the cart.

This guy was a scum bag ghetto thug just wanting money.. i couldn’t walk away without helping 1 of them.. he had them in a shopping cart with a blanket in with them… they were all huddled up together and kids/adults were poking and prodding at them, grabbing them up and putting them down like they were stuffed animals on a display shelf.

SO, I do not have the money to go and buy this puppy the puppy milk and bottles. I am caring for 5 other dogs and 5 cats. I just have a huge heart and couldn’t leave wal mart yesterday without helping at least 1 of these puppies.

What should I do??.. he seems to be doing ok.. he sleeps/eats/plays/poops/and pees just fine. I have him in a puppy bed which is inside a rectangular laundry basket with a big stuffed teddy bear,a heating pad on low, and a blanket. He slept in it last night all night and got up at 5am to eat/potty.

am i doing ok??.. I am wanting to keep him as does my fiance.. he is a little fighter and just the cutest thing.

Here is a photo of him..

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42/MarineWifey19/puppy1-1.jpg

thanks.
and for everyone telling me to give him to a shelter or rescue, no i will not. He is better off with me than in a kennel all day where he could wind up dead.

I am home all day everyday and he will be with me at all times, i have a lot of time on my hands to care for him.
Animal hoarder?? I think not, but nice try.

Animal hoarders DO NOT take care of their pets and live in squaler conditions.

I DID live in an RV but as i stated then, it was TEMPORAIRY. I am now in a huge 4 bedroom home with basement, and HUGE fenced in backyard.. so shush!

I also have cash in my wallet, and 2 credit/bank cards as well if you MUST know.

I have christmas shopping to do for a family of 7! also more pets to care for!.. I will PROBABLY go ahead and buy the puppy milk replacer since he seems to need it and i do know that cows milk isn’t the greatest, but in a pinch its NOT going to KILL him to have a couple bowls of it.

A lot of you are dense and down right RUDE and think you are much wiser and better than everyone else…NEWSFLASH: You aren’t and you definetly aren’t perfect or gods gift to the animal world.
Animal hoarder?? I think not, but nice try.

Animal hoarders DO NOT take care of their pets and live in squaler conditions.

I DID live in an RV but as i stated then, it was TEMPORAIRY. I am now in a huge 4 bedroom home with basement, and HUGE fenced in backyard.. so shush!

I also have cash in my wallet, and 2 credit/bank cards as well if you MUST know.

I have christmas shopping to do for a family of 7! also more pets to care for!.. I will PROBABLY go ahead and buy the puppy milk replacer since he seems to need it and i do know that cows milk isn’t the greatest, but in a pinch its NOT going to KILL him to have a couple bowls of it.

A lot of you are dense and down right RUDE and think you are much wiser and better than everyone else…NEWSFLASH: You aren’t and you definetly aren’t perfect or gods gift to the animal world.

It’s the intro to a process analysis essay for AP English. All the other kids are doing stuff like "How to Bake Brownies" and "How to Write a Process Analysis Essay", so I wanted to do something different (How to Wreak Havoc In the Public). Basically, my teacher hates kids who act wild and rowdy in grocery stores, so I’m writing this essay as a letter from rebellious children to innocent children, instructing them in how to irritate adults, but now it seems stupid… Your opinion, please? Thanks

Dear Child,
Whilst clutching your mother’s cart in the grocery store, trotting humbly alongside her frozen peas and boxes of Cheerios, gazing about innocently at the aisles of canned soup and packaged bread, did your eyes ever fall upon a loose boy your own age, darting wildly between ruffled shoppers and crashing into their precious carts? Have you never wondered about that plucky little girl with the uncombed hair and bare feet, who snatches one too many cookies from the kiddy basket? Perhaps your mother told you they were naughty children, that their mommies and daddies didn’t raise them right, that they’ll be going nowhere when they grow up. However, what she didn’t tell you is that those kids have taken up a laudable mantle: irritating beyond measure the boring, supercilious adult population. Only in this way can you bright and youthful creatures gain a slight advantage over your domineering counterparts. It is the task of the old to set the rules, and the task of the young to defy them all. And so, child, we urge you to acknowledge your duty, and go forth determined to wreak havoc in the quiet libraries and spacious Target superstores of the adult realm.

*Old Raw Is war setup*
Opening video plays http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bq3bswItaA
Pyro goes off in the Consol Energy Center in Pittsburgh, Pa

Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler Welcome us to the One Night Only Raw Is War special!!

Out first is Mr Mcmahon as "No Chance" hits the arena. He says he would like to welcome everyone to the One Night Only Raw is War. He says he was gone so he didnt have the chance to properly tell Sheamus good job for winning King of the Ring. He says he has a special someone who begs to differ on the selection of his title though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12uAh0lme38 plays in the arena. The crowd goes mad as the game comes through the crowd with a sledgehammer. Jr is screaming at the top of his lungs saying "He’s here!!! He’s here!!!!" Sheamus evacuates the ring and Chris Jericho returns to cheers, slides in and starts slugging with triple h. Glass shatters…Here comes stone cold steve austin!!! Austin comes out and starts slugging with Sheamus on the ramp. It’s all breaking down on the outside as Mcmahon is hiding behind the announce table. Mcmahon puts a stop to it and announces a tag team main event. Sheamus and Y2j vs HHH and Steve Austin (Two man power trip).

Opening Match: Undertaker vs Shane Mcmahon (Last Ride Match): The match last for 15:21. It’s a pretty intense and action filled match. Shane gets cracked open by a steel pipe and the crowd goes rabid. Other spots include Shane placing undertaker on top of the hearse and diving off the the Raw sign. Match ends with Undertaker giving a last ride through the back of the car.

Backstage: John Cena is interviewed and talks about what he is going to do Jack Swagger. Cena gets quiet and the Rock approaches Cena and gains a massive pop from the crowd. "What in the blue hell do you think your doing kid? You can’t see me? Even stevie wonder can see you. What we cant see is your streudel…GAin some streudel buster? Take your vitamins and choke on em." Cena and the Rock touch noses. Cena walks off and the rock grabs the mic from Todd and cuts a promo on Michael Cole, The miz, Kane, Ted Dibiase and Rey Mysterio. Crowd is hyped for the segment.

Match 2: John Morrison vs Rey Mysterio: MAtch ends at 6:12 with a 6:19. Rey gets the win!

Commercial

Match 3: Edge & Christian vs The Usos: Decent match which last only for 3:19 with a spear for the win.

Promo: The divas are in the rings dancing for no apparent reason and The Godfather comes out with Dlo brown. They dance with the divas and leave.

Match 4: Big Show vs The Returning……..Al Snow who comes out with head and a cart full of weapons. The following contest is a Hardcore match: Show and Snow go at it for 12:13 with Show getting the win by chokeslamming Snow through a chair on top of a table.

Jr and king talk about how tonight the tag team main event was made for Two man power trip vs Chris Jericho and Sheamus.

Rtruth comes out to his old K-kwik music "Get rowdy" and starts performing on stage when kane comes out from the back and starts attacking him. Kane handles him and the segment ends when kane boots Truth off the stage and he lands through a table. Kane raises his arms and sets off the flames.
Match 5: John Cena vs Jack Swagger: Match ends by Dq when Nexus interferes at 4:34. The seven nexus members jump Cena and Swagger but suddenly the WWF alumni come from the back. Al Snow, Steve Blackman,Raven,Goldust,Dvon, Bubba ray and Rhyno come out from the back and start fighting off the nexus. Nexus retreats.

Commercial

The rocks music hit as he comes out to commentate the main event with Jr and king.

Commercial

We are back on Raw is war and a custom Two man power trip theme hits as Austin and triple H drive through glass in a pickup truck. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnhzKDc_vds
The Rock talks about how tonight was in tribute to the adult fans and no one under the age of 18 was aloud admission. Out comes sheamus and Jericho.

Main Event: Match ends at 20:12 with a Pedigree to sheamus and a stunner to Jericho. Excellent match. After the match Austin is caught talking smack to the Rock who is behind the booth. The rock gets in the ring and him and Austin are mouthing off at each other. They start brawling and out comes the undertaker. The lights come on and undertaker starts slugging with both Austin and the rock. Mcmahon comes out and breaks up the war. He says he notices the fans are enjoying the action. He says guess what. Starting 2011 on the Usa Network Monday night Raw will switch to tuesdays….the crowd boos….and Raw is War returns to mondays. The crowd goes insane. The show closes as the crowd chants "Thank you vince" and another half chants "revolution".

What halloween costume should I wear?
Hey guys what costume should I wear, I want to be center of attention and win a Sexy Halloween costume contest at this night club I always go to in Miami. I’m 5’2, 120 lbs, and have black hair. Thanks guys!

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2 Ringmaster

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3. Ringmaster

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4. Red Riding Hood

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