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THINGS TO DO IN WALMART!!! Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines a...
THINGS TO DO IN WALMART!!!
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax.
Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I’m Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking.
Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There’s no toilet paper in here!"
Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
Hold indoor shopping cart races.
Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.
Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can’t you people just leave me alone?"
When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.
While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"
They are all soooo funny!!! LOL!! Here’s one for you:
8 fun things to do at the mall:
1.Stare at static on a display tv and challenge other shoppers whether they, too, can see the "hidden picture".
2.."Play" the demo modes of video games at the arcade. Make lots of explosion noises
3.Answer any unattended service phones that ring in department stores and say "Domino’s."
4.At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"
5.Ask mall cops for stories of World War I.
6.Test mattresses in your pajamas.
7.If you’re patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking from side to side.
8.Show people your driver’s license( if u hv one) and demand to know "whether they’ve seen this man."
i want to try some of these…
The 6th one down is very funny, i couldn’t stop laughing, lol
HAHAHA!!! those r SO funny. did you make them up yourself? im laughng so hard i just peed
ima try when my mom or dad isn’t looking………
that is super funny! i am copy and pasting this so i can make a copy for my friend!….STAR FOR YOU!
Some of those are really funny; esp. the no toilet paper in the fitting room, and picking nose in camera. I printed this out to share. I give you a star.
Oh my god I have to do this stuff
Hahaha ! I love them all. Good one
I’m definitely going to try some of these one day.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!~
theyre all good especially the one about" why cant you people just leave me alone ?"i laughed so hard i…..almost sh*t my pants!ha
haha!! these are great