Should all the Presidential candidates just have a big dragster race to determine who gets the nomination?

I'd wager Obama's Road-Machine would outpace Hillary's Hill-Dasher any day. As for Giuliani's Metal-Pedal Monster, he best kick it into gear if he's ...



I’d wager Obama’s Road-Machine would outpace Hillary’s Hill-Dasher any day. As for Giuliani’s Metal-Pedal Monster, he best kick it into gear if he’s to catch up with McCain’s Coup De Pain!

That little go-cart way back near the starting line? That’s Kucinich. But he gets points for showing anyway!

13 Responses to “Should all the Presidential candidates just have a big dragster race to determine who gets the nomination?”

  1. Flyindustman says:

    I say put them all in a big brother house, so they can debate and argue to their hearts content without having to spend millions on campaigning and buying air time.
    Money better spend elsewhere.
    They’re not doing the jobs they were elected/paid to do anyway, being far to busy running for nomination and presidency.
    So let us watch it with 24/7/365 cameras trained on them, get to know them and then decide ( and vote someone else in he he ).

  2. WooleyBooley again says:

    No but what would be intelligent is NO campaigning until 90 days before Nov. 8.

  3. Happy Little Trees says:

    No kidding! It would make just as much sense as wasting all our tax money on phony elections.

    Or better yet, they could battle it out in an American Gladiator finale!

  4. Sour Girlâ„¢ Coughing Up Hairballs says:

    I say they all get greased up and wrestle naked. The winner is President. I think it would be Obama. He seems the most fit. Hil might win because she could give a kick to the groin.

  5. remoserjr107 says:

    How about a Royal-Rumble…???

  6. oh_jo123 says:

    that sounds like a sure way to get them killed I think that campaining should be about the back stabbing and the throat cutting they should be allowed to put forth what they are going to change about our country and have it be done with…
    I’m getting to tired to see who slept with whom in what year and who had better morales back then I’m almost gonna give up my right to vote sheeesh

  7. Sacha says:

    No….they should have a "Drag Ball"….and the best "impersonator" wins!

  8. bee cee says:

    All this campaigning does suck to watch. A good ole’ fashion mud wrestling match would do just fine.

  9. catintherubberhat says:

    I want to see them in the wrestling cage suspended in the air

  10. TEC says:

    I think we hold our presidential candidates to a higher standard than dragster racing. Maybe a duel at twenty paces with the New King James Bible

  11. Nono says:

    in the immortal words of Jooockie Stewarrrrrrrt. The Karrr woould ‘ave to be "rrrrr ee o dye nom ick lee korrrrrrect."

  12. icunurse85 says:

    Edwards would just commision someone to drive for him and that would be as unfair as the real race.

  13. Sheila G says:

    that is sort of like getting the president of both countries at war in a duel. i’m all for it. okay, gentlemen 123456789 10 turn and fire.

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