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THINGS TO DO IN WALMART!!!
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax.

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I’m Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking.

Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There’s no toilet paper in here!"

Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

Hold indoor shopping cart races.

Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.

Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can’t you people just leave me alone?"

When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.

While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"
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