Maybe Muhammad will caddy for me.

Jesus is doesn’t want to split the cost of the golf cart – he says it’s "being environmental" – but I know he’s just being a cheap Jew. So goy.

I live near a supermarket, and to reduce my car journeys to it, I am thinking of buying a shopping caddy (aka trolley, trundler). A caddy typically consists of a bag attached to a frame with two wheels each at least 15 cm (6 inches) in diameter. People use them in outdoor markets, where you tend to buy a few things at a time from different stalls, and place them in the bag as you go.

But in a supermarket, you need to gather everything up in one of its trolleys (carts) before going to the check-out. Is there an easy way to get your caddy and the laden supermarket trolley to the checkout at the same time? How?

I have more groceries than will fit in the caddy. I carry home the overflow from the caddy in a backpack. So I need the supermarket trolley to get to the checkout.