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Adult Guy Staring at Me in School…?

THIS IS MY PROBLEM. This school cop, who by the way is like 2 feet taller than me and he is young and intimidating is always staring at me. no joke. ...


 

THIS IS MY PROBLEM.
This school cop, who by the way is like 2 feet taller than me and he is young and intimidating is always staring at me. no joke. i have caught him but since i don’t like staring back at people i turn away really easily. once me and my sister (who works in the school) were sitting in one of the benches outside and the cop guy comes in his police car and parks it right in front of us. have no idea why he did that but he stayed in the car for like a few minutes and then went inside the school building. Like in the lunch line (there is 2 lunch lines) if I go on 1 line he moves to that line when he sees me and when I go on the other line he moves to that one. When my friends and I sit down on a table he moves all the way from one side of the cafeteria to the other. I have noticed. :( Even outside when he is "patrolling" the area in a golf cart, i see catch him looking at me.
I have not told my sister about this. I bet she won’t believe me. any suggestions?
By the way, if this helps.. I’m in Athletics. I’m a girl of course. And I am in High School. I’m just asking for ways to make this guy understand that I don’t like him, I never will and that he better stop it! I have tried ignoring it but I just can’t. I feel uncomfortable and I don’t know if its my imagination or what but… I don’t know how to explain this… I need advice.
Any ways to make him stop staring? Thanks ;)
just to let u knw..

-i don’t dress like a slut like others who do with their boobs popping out of their v-necked shirts.
-i dress like a normal person.
-i wear t-shirts, jeans. u knw. typical stuff.

and i am 15. so yeah. and how am i supposed to know how old that cop is? i just described him by how he looks.

How to stop and adult from staring??!! (rephrase)?

 

THIS IS MY PROBLEM.
This school cop, who by the way is like a foot taller than me and he is young and intimidating is always staring at me. no joke. i have caught him but since i don’t like staring back at people i turn away really easily. once me and my sister (who works in the school) were sitting in one of the benches outside and the cop guy comes in his police car and parks it right in front of us. have no idea why he did that but he stayed in the car for like a few minutes and then went inside the school building. Like in the lunch line (there is 2 lunch lines) if I go on 1 line he moves to that line when he sees me and when I go on the other line he moves to that one. When my friends and I sit down on a table he moves all the way from one side of the cafeteria to the other. I have noticed. :( Even outside when he is "patrolling" the area in a golf cart, i feel his stare.
I have not told my sister about this. I bet she won’t believe me. any suggestions?
By the way, if this helps.. I’m in Athletics. I’m a girl of course. And I am in High School. I’m just asking for ways to make this guy understand that I don’t like him, I never will and that he better stop it!
Any ways to make him stop staring? Thanks ;)

The question before read "guy" but since I’m dealing with an "adult" I rephrased the Question.
@?-how is he gonna hide his feelings??
@?- you know? he sometimes wears sunglasses outside. when he is in the golf cart "patrolling" the area and staring at me.

Thanks to everyone who answered. :)

can a locksmith make a new car key for me at home?

 

Ok Im having a really bad week!

Long story Short…
Last night when I got home, my little brother and I was installing his go kart. we were inside the garage due to the rain… I left my keys on top of my moms suv rear bumper and forgot about them.

This morning I had to take him to school for football practice… I couldnt find my keys so we looked and looked and looked… my brother finally made a joke and said hey, im gonna ride my go cart down the street and see if your keys are there… 2mins later…

HE FOUND THEM! all in little pieces besides the house key.

The other thing that sucks is, my car only has ONE KEY! I just bought it recently (used) and theres no extra. Whats funny and dumb was that I made plans with a dealer to go make a new key.

So now I was wondering… can I get a locksmith come to my house and re-cut a new key for me?

I called the dealership and they told me they can do it but I would need the car towed to them which I dont really want to do cause thats going to cost me another arm.

Oh and yes, my car has a chip key…

I was saying maybe get the locksmith come get a cut from the key hole then go back to the shop and get it program…

or am i just imagining to much?

Is working for WalMart suppose to be this way?

 

They make you go through 3 interviews why I do not know but it cost me gas money and gas is expensive. They tell you great things in the interview about pay and a 90 day pay raise and promotions. Its all a LIE to trick you into working for them. They gave me a job pushing carts “courtesy associate” they paid me .25 an Hr. for that! Can you believe it? .25 no joke. All day in the hot sun getting chest pains and dizzy with no water, well i did get a bottle after 3 hours I had to ask them. Oh yes we will get it… sure half hour later! You need to pick up garbage in the parking lot and empty the 30 Gal waste can in the morning… man is that a diaper I see in there? I had NO training videos next to none supervision. The cart machine ran over my foot. Its a bad job and the pay sucks! So i quit… But nice me called the store to say i quit, the manager did not ask my name or what i did there he just said ok and slammed the phone down on me. What a hole to work at you can get .25 anywhere. Everyone inside makes more an Hr. than me and gets air conditioning. I dread lunch because it looks like i did nothing all day carts all over and you know how some people just got to put them in backward takes 5 minutes to sort it out. Then they radio you inside to get a big cart from the back of the store put a big item on it hall it up front gee thanks like im not busy enough but hey 5 minutes to cool off. The other courtesy associate was doing inside work I suppose management made him. I came home sick and sun burnt they don’t care about you, I felt like there parking lot clown!
I was getting .50 an Hr. like 10 years ago working at a different job.
I bet the dang door greeter fresh out of high school with no work record got paid more than me.

I really like this girl and would like to get closer to her, any advice?

 

hi ive known this girl for some time and ive always liked her, we’ve always been on freindly terms but i get mixed sgnals from her (like she says aww and thats so cute to alot of my messages)and we seem to enjoy each others company and conversations when we see each other anyway im leaving for Marine boot camp in a couple of weeks and would love to get closer to her when I come back, (when im done with my training ill be a Marine reserve so ill still be home often) When I last spoke to her she said shes so happy for m e and ill make a great Marine I also made a joke and mentioned writing to her she said omg i would love to write you a letter! its so cute! lol so hopefully things work out by the time i come home by summer.Ill be honest shes the only girl that ive ever been around that I get butterflies around and the first few times i saw her my leg would start shaking cause i would be so nervous lol Thing is should I tell her how i feel in the letters from boot camp or wait till i come home? i have alot of freinds that are girls and i like them alot but i really like this one girl and i hope she knows it.I finish all my training by summer and shes out of school then so my dream wuld be to just have fun and do stuff together like play mini golf or ride go carts.We both like to have fun and joke around so it would be ideal. thanks alot for your advice,

I really like this girl and would like to get closer to her, any advice?

 

hi ive known this girl for some time and ive always liked her, we’ve always been on freindly terms but i get mixed sgnals from her (like she says aww and thats so cute to alot of my messages)and we seem to enjoy each others company and conversations when we see each other anyway im leaving for Marine boot camp in a couple of weeks and would love to get closer to her when I come back, (when im done with my training ill be a Marine reserve so ill still be home often) When I last spoke to her she said shes so happy for m e and ill make a great Marine I also made a joke and mentioned writing to her she said omg i would love to write you a letter! its so cute! lol so hopefully things work out by the time i come home by summer.Ill be honest shes the only girl that ive ever been around that I get butterflies around and the first few times i saw her my leg would start shaking cause i would be so nervous lol Thing is should I tell her how i feel in the letters from boot camp or wait till i come home? i have alot of freinds that are girls and i like them alot but i really like this one girl and i hope she knows it.I finish all my training by summer and shes out of school then so my dream wuld be to just have fun and do stuff together like play mini golf or ride go carts.We both like to have fun and joke around so it would be ideal. thanks alot for your advice,

Should I add a roll cage?

 

I built my kid a go-cart for this children’s charity go-kart race thing that’s coming up in town. I’m sure he’ll win, my buddy and I clocked it at 143 miles per hour, and that was with me driving it so it’ll probably be faster for him. Should I add a roll cage just in case he loses control? Because I want him to win so I don’t want to add too much wind resistance.
Oh and don’t worry about his driving skills he’s 8 now I think he can handle it
Why would it be a joke? I just want him to win so he isn’t a big loser like his brother.

What can I do about my neighbor harassing my family?

 

I filled out a restraining order against my neighbor, in Catawba county, she was coming out of her house everyday cussing my kids and threatening them. I have seen her following us on several occasions. The court threw it out and basically thought it was a joke. I don’t think it’s funny that she is cussing my kids, and they built a snowman two years ago and put gloves on it, and had it’s middle fingers up pointed at my house. We took pictures and the cops did nothing. We live on a private road, confirmed with the DOT, and she called the police because my nephew was riding his dirt bike up and down it. She never did this when my other neighbors kids had go- carts riding up and down the streets. The cop argued with my nephew, telling him it was a state road. What can I do about this woman harassing my family. She has also trespassed in my yard several times and the cops won’t do anything.

Why do a lot of people think it's crazy to talk to your child like they're an "adult"?

 

My daughter is only 21 months old, but I talk to her like she’s a real person, lol. I don’t joke around with her like she’s an adult or anything, but if she does something wrong I get down to her level and talk to her level-headed with a stern voice, I don’t scream at her, I don’t automatically result to punishment, I give her chances and choices. But yet I’m told she’s being spoiled by this??

She’ll get a little swat on her butt or hand if the moment really calls for it and she also gets time-outs, but becase I don’t automatically resort to strict punishment I don’t know anything about parenting because I’m a first time parent? My daughter is able to walk with me when we go shopping, I don’t have to keep her in the cart the whole time because she minds, she doesn’t throw herself on the floor whenever I tell her "no" for something whether we’re in public or at home. She is a very smart, level-headed child for only being 21 months old, but yet I’m told I’m not at liberty to give anyone parenting advice because of her age and she’s my first child.

I don’t push my beliefs on people and I’ve never told anyone they’re a bad parent at all, I just believe my way of parenting is working for my child. Am I crazy?

PS- I’m very thankful that she’s as well behaved as she is, I’m 32 weeks pregnant! lol

Do Zombies get created not just by magic but by Hospital electrical go cart pads?

 

I hope you now what those go carts in the hospital are for when people flat line which is dead and they use hospital go carts to bring you back to life. also a Zombie is someone who dies and comes back to life not just by magic. Vodu Zombies can be just the same good or evil person they use to be before vodu magic brought them back to life. an evil vodu will make Zombie evil, a good vodu will know how to make Zombie good. Now do you understand my theory about hospital electracal pads on go cart bring people who flat lined back from the dead are Zombies who choose to be evil or good. ALSO there’s this virus the Government don’t want you to know about called Solanum simaler to the virus on Residant Evil that kills you and brings you back to life within 24 hours you lose your memery and become a cannabal..eating anything that come near you and you can only die by having it’s head choped off or being shoot in the head. there’s not that many of the government has some zombies for weapon.
i accidently mispelled memory sorry!
DOES ANYONE UNDERSTAND MY JOKE? STOP TAKING EVERYTHING SO SERIOUSLY EVEN QUESTIONS. LIGHTEN UP!

How do you fix a Golf Cart From Leaning on the Driver Side?

 

We have a 1995 E Z Go Golf Cart. We bought it used and are trying to fix it up for our daughter. Of course with it being used and I am sure with most people on the driver side it is going to lean. We tried new springs and that did not work. We were told shocks would not help. How do we fix this? It noticeably leans to the driver side. Help us try to figure out what is wrong with it.

Thanks
I AM LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS ANSWER. THIS IS NOT A FAT JOKE! MY HUSBAND AND I WOULD LIKE TO FIX THIS BEFORE WE GIVE IT TO OUR DAUGHTER. SMART REMARKS ARE NOT NEEDED. THANK YOU