Ok so I work as a cashier and this lady came in and I thought she was speaking a foreign language, but then I realized she was talking to her infant who was strapped in her shopping cart. She looked about 30 and her baby was like a year old. It was early in the morning so I figured she was a housewife.

Then when she went to pay for her things she kept repeating all the things she needed to get done during the day in baby talk.

I thought it was cute, weird, and sad all at the same time.

I’m 20 yrs old with no kids or a boyfriend. I dont see myself rushing into motherhood anytime soon, but I honestly never want to be like that lady because its odd to baby talk like that to adults.

Is it strange or am I just frowning upon the ‘wonderful’ world of motherhood?

hi

im posting this.. im a 28 yr old disabled woman. i have a few things wrong. mobility problems and severe fibromylagia where i can barely move . the pain is severe

also a long term chronic disease ive been dealing with MRSA. wich is highly contagous and im very weak, shaky, chills, have skin pain because of it

so that leaves me disabled and i cant work, i cant even function normally such as sleep at night because of pain. even suppermarket shopping is difficult and im often stared at because i have to stop and take breaks or cant push the heavy shopping cart and need to leave the store

ive been sick with mrsa for a few years because i live with my parents and my family is colonized with mrsa and their house is infested with mrsa and it keeps me sick and unable to work or do most things

i know if i leave their house ill get rid of the mrsa dn be able to start working on recovering the rest

another problem someone here said is that. even tho im 28 my father got adult guardianship over me a few years ago before i got sick. then when i was trying to fight the guardianship i got very sick in their home i was forced to live in

can i still make a run for it and leave anyways, lets say i find a friend to go stay with. if i run away from my parents house without them knowing can i go live somewhere else or in another state? without their permission

because the problem is its unhealthy for me to live in their house because of my weak immune system and mrsa. theyre keeping me sick/. and im also 28 so thats not normal for me to be there, i should be married by now or have my own apartment

i dont have a mental disability so my father only got apointed guardian because i had a serious injury and couldnt show up at court to defend myself an he commited perjury by lying to everyone involved in the case, including the cout apointed lawyers and psychologist

he told them i have mild autism, wich is uncurable and they believed him. but i dont have autism. he also told them im suicidal and a drug addic, other drastic things wich are not true either. ive actually never taken drugs or misused anything
so because he lied and convinced all these people of the lies with no one on my side telling the truth, the judge wrote that im mentally incapacitated and assigned my father to be guardian. wich is for life

i cant appeal it i think because how in the world can i convince a narcissistic judge that he wrote i was autistic and mentally incapacitated when it wasnt true. that might bruise his ego, and people like that dont like to admit theyre wrong

i also do have some social anxiety, i get nervous sometimes around high stress situations such as courts. but its not a disabling social anxiety. its not something that will prevent me from working in life. but it may make me look sometimes socially awkward in high stress situations, so its hard for me to stand up for myself in court. but i do not have any form of autism.

i was told by mental health professionals that i saw seperately after my father got the guardianship, without him knowing and they told me i dont have any mental illness or any other mental disability and they are surprised that my father got guardianship

so im not mentally disabled, he dosnt even care for me or do anything for me, i only get some financial assistance such as small amounts of spending money from my parents. but so do many non disabled adults in their 20s these days, such as my older siblings

can i get up and leave my parents house and move away against their will, since he has the guardianship papers ? even tho i have no trouble with decision making

because staying in their home is life threatening , since their home is keeping me sick with a deadly disease and i need to live alone and be isolated in order to be well enough to work

also what are my rights as a court ordered "incapacitated adult"? because my father is guardian

am i allowed to apply for a job, can i marry? , can i travel on vacations without my parents permission? can i adopt children? can i sign a lease? can i move out of state, buy a home? can i get a bank loan?

the mental health professionals i spoke to obviousely know he lied , so he got guardianship for selfish reasons such as to control me or be abusive

isnt there a crime called perjury? can i have my father arrested for perjury if i gather evidence? that he lied with malicous intent

can i have the court psychologist arrested? because he also lied in court because he wrote down everything my father told him on paper and if it was true and didnt check to see if it was true. and its slander against me now with no truth. for example he wrote down that im a drug addict even tho ive never taken drugs or had an addiction. he also twisted words arond that i said to him to make me look bad. such as saying i told him i was born outside the us, wich is not true and id never say that (he wanted to make me look crazy)
yea id go to the police or abuse adult protective services, but last time i did that they tried to put me in a psychiatric hospital to remove me. and i dont want to go to a psychiatric hospital, especially if im contagous an can get everyone sick on the floor even if i have my own room.

they said the only thing they can do for me since my father has mental health letters, court orders against me saying im mentally ill, then they told me all they can do is put me in apsych ward for 3- 12 months to wait on a waiting list for a group home housing for mentally disabled people

wich for me is INNAPROPRIATE. i absolutely wont put myself through that, to wait in a locked floor with seriousely mentally disturbed people and unhappy and probably scared to, just because i want to move away from my parents house because im an adult

i doubt moving to a locked claustephobic psych ward with unstable people aroun me will brighten my life right now, and i need what makes me happy, and a bit more cont
to gypsy sorry i said narcisisstic judge, he probably was misinformed and only got a one sided view presented to him. so how would he know what was a lie. but im just so angry at the judge, ie had unbearable stress for almost 4 yrs because of this. wondering if ill ever have a normal life, wondering how it makes it harder for me to get away from the abuse. its traumatising

its just not fair and i have alot of worry about it,why did my father get guardianship if he didnt raise me, barely knows me, has been very abusive to me and put me through something that rymes will bell
even years before the court order

its no one fault he lies, manupilates people and convinces people shocking things

but its me who suffers for it

I am building a site that will have quite a few products, and I really didn’t want to log into PayPal.com and go through the whole process of generating a button code for each and every product. Is there any way that I could have ‘add to cart’ button on my website that will add my product to PayPal shopping cart, in a way where I can set all the information (such as price) on my end? I am very confused as to how I would do something like this.

Any links to tutorial(s) would be great.
Thanks to everyone who responded, but thats not what I was looking for.

I am not looking to use third party shopping cart apps. I am looking to learn how to build my own, and my only payment method would be PayPal as I don’t have the ability to accept anything else.

My question simply was, how do I create an ‘add to cart’ button and have the products add to a paypal shopping cart? The only way I know how to do this is by logging into paypal, and creating an individual button for each item. I would like to do this in bulk, rather than 1 at a time.

in a shopping cart…
I’m going to WalMart tonight just to be pushed in a shopping cart… by my best friend… for the heck of it… and yes I’m weird…
WHO SHOULD I TALK TO…
Babies, Children, Teens, Adults, Seniors… oh and Douche Bags…
WHAT SHOULD I TELL THEM:
I defenitly know what to tell the douche bags "Yo Yo Yo… Douche Baggy Bag!!!"
so… what do I tell others…

I’m also somewhat shy… so I’ll probably not talk to adults…
THANK YOU!!!

the website will have a shopping cart and a merchant account,,
which way do you think i should go..
java, php, asp, asp.net, python, coldfusion, ajax..
i have been told that asp.net and ajax is the best for this kind of websites, (is that true)

I have created my entire website and I need to add a shopping cart to it. I’m trying to go the free route, and researching shopping carts has got my mind all twisted. I’m in no form a web designer, but I didn’t think adding a cart would be that difficult. I was wrong! I just need a simple cart for retail items for product, price, quantity (always one since it’s a second hand store), shipping info. I’m trying to get this integrated with my paypal account. Any suggestions or does anyone know someone that could help me?

Thanks all in advance for your input.

I created a website using asp.net and sql server. I also implemented a shopping cart and a back end administration section for my client. Now I’m trying to propose a maintenance fee plan for my client. I am new to this and would like to get anyone’s feedback.

Potential Pricing Plan version 1:
Pay-as-you-go maintenance is charged at an hourly rate of . However unlike most web development companies we only charge per quota (capped every 30 minutes). So for example if a project takes 0-30 minutes then the cost would be ; between 30-60 minutes would cost .

or customer can choose

Fixed monthly plans
Plan 1 – 2 hours of support – /month – /hour – save /month compared to the pay as you go option ( X 2 hours = )
Plan 2 – 5 hours of support – 0/month – /hour – save /month compared to the pay as you go option ( X 5 hours = 0)
Plan 3 -10 hours of support- 0/month – /hour – save 0/month compared to the pay as you go option( X 10 hours = 0)
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Potential Pricing Plan version 2:
Pay-as-you-go maintenance is charged at an hourly rate of . However unlike most web development companies we only charge per quota (capped every 30 minutes). So for example if a project takes 0-30 minutes then the cost would be .50; between 30-60 minutes would cost .

or customer can choose

Fixed monthly plans
Plan 1 – 2 hours of support – /month – /hour – save /month compared to the pay as you go option ( X 2 hours = )
Plan 2 – 5 hours of support – 5/month – /hour – save /month compared to the pay as you go option ( X 5 hours = 5)
Plan 3 -10 hours of support- 0/month – /hour – save 0/month compared to the pay as you go option( X 10 hours = 0)
Plan 4 -more than 10 hours of support. – /hour. /hr is below market value. Client specifies how many hours they want each month(more than 10 hours to get this rate) and I will multiply my hourly rate
of times number of hours to get the monthly fee.

I’m not sure if any of these plans work. If you have a better idea for a maintenance pricing plan let me know. Thanks,

I based maintenance plans off this website(except i’m cheaper): http://www.lajuett.com/web-maintenance.html

Brandon Drake

http://www.tshirtquest.com

Today my two month old was in his car seat and the car seat was set up on the seat of a shopping cart. Somehow the seat hit something and the whole thing fell. It was in a clothes store and the clothes broke his fall, when I tried to catch him, I may have made it worse. I don’t think HE hit the floor because the handle was up on the seat, and he was strapped in, and he had the neck brace thing in his seat. He cried for a minute, and had a small bump and some redness over his eye, but it has gone away. I was terrified and I still am. Is there anything I should be looking for? He is eating and sleeping fine. I’m just concerned.

Hello there!
If I told you that 400 pounds of babies and puppies were in a shopping cart on the train tracks and were going to be hit by a train if you don’t have sex with me, would you have sex with me? This is almost a trick question because most people would have sex even without the possibility of some sort of crisis.

I called a web developer to help me with a new thing… I found a good webhost that supports frontpage extensions. They have a shopping cart that I want to hook up my website to, eventually, and that is why I called this fella. Well this web developer told me that he would have to redo my entire website and omit Frontpage and it would cost 00 now and 00 later on for something (I quit listening after the 1st 00). Anyway, he further said that Frontpage sites are never found on a search, they are obsolete and he wouldn’t put his name to a Frontpage site. I reiterated that all I wanted was hooked up to this shopping cart, but he was not budging.

So, my main question to you is whether you know if Frontpage is that bad or not? Are Frontpage websites hidden from searches for some reason? Can you explain?

I’ll be willing to change if his claims hold water, but I would rather just go to a host that has templates to choose from or else spend for adobe or something of that nature. I would NEVER pay 00 + 00. That is ludacrous!

Thanks in advance.

I am making a website in visual studio asp.net and I want to create a shopping cart but I have no idea how to go about doing this.

i was going down the freezer aisle at the grocercies. There is an employee with a pallet of butter in the middle of the aisle and he has boxes on the floor to the right side, so that leaves only the left side of the aisle for a single shopping cart to pass. At the end of the pallet is a basket with a 3 yr old girl in it…alone. She is not in the child seat of the cart but instead she is sitting in a small basket type at the front of the cart , its used for produce or eggs and bread. you know the stuff you want to keep from getting smooched. Well i thought there was enough room for me to pass without disturbing the kid and as i passed my basket through i got to the widest part the handles and realized i did not fit. So i pulled back so i would not scare the kid and her mother looks up from the freezer she is practically inside of and barks at me. "i was going through there" i looked at her in amazement and shock and just told her i was trying not to hit the cart her kid was in. She mumbeling to herself and i walked away in total shock. Well we ran into each other on another aisle and she looks at me and rolls her eyes and says something under her voice. I looked her straight in her eye and said "What" she basically went off on me telling me i should have more patience and could have waited a few more seconds cause she was passing throug there. i told her she should have put her so loved daughter in a better place knowing that there is only room for one cart and that its funny how she was going through there when she is kneeling practically inside a freezer and not even paying attention to her kid. well we got into a very heated argument and she started to curse and threaten me. I being a mother of 4 was actually alone. She tells me to watch myself or else. So at this point i’m heated and replied or what..what are you going to do. oh wait i guess i should stop my life for you cause the mother of the year is shopping and no one matters besides you. Yeah right beeetch and fudge you too.I walked away. But i was so ready to slap the lady and that is not like me at all. Originally i was trying to be courteous being a mother myself but her attitude stunk. I so wanted to run her (the mother) over with my shopping cart and stomp on her freaking face. lol sorry

I’d like to make a wooden shopping cart for my daughter that looks like the one found on this site:

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/droolicious/archive/2008/02/29/7-days-of-playrooms-shop-til-you-drop-market.aspx

Right now I’m just going off how it looks, because I can’t find a single website that has instructions for how to make any children’s wooden shopping cart.

I mean I’d like REAL image protection with an add to cart shopping cart where I can print my prints directly from there and affordable. do you know any hosting that truly PROTECTS PHOTOS

hey…well anyways i was wondering if there was anything wrong with me…like conditionally….i know this sounds weird but well, i have always felt that sometimes i just don’t fit in…and it’s bothering me…so here are some symtoms:

1. i am not aware of my surroundings, especially when i read….for example…once my family and i went grocery shopping and there was a shopping cart that i saw was blocking us from entering the parking spot…so i got out of the car and put it out of the way…then i went back to the car…and my mom was yelling at me, saying why i didn’t remove the second cart…i look back and i see another one there…and i SWEAR that i didn’t see that before!

2. I am obsessed with grammar…like i hate it when my teachers have poor grammar and spelling mistakes…once my teacher handed out a worksheet and his grammar was terrible! so i spent my time crossing out words and fixing the sentences instead of actually working on the problems…

3. I don’t laugh or smile easily…i’m not depressed i know that for sure but i’m not overly joyful either….there are very very few people that can make me laugh really hard…most of the time when i’m around friends and family i just smile…and sometimes i have to force it

4. i’m easily irritable and i don’t know why…i never used to be like this so i don’t know why i am like this now…

5. I sometimes don’t like approaching teachers and asking them for help…because i feel like i’m "bugging" them when i know that it is their job to help me…as well as other students…

6. I sometimes read certain novels so that i can enter a different, fantasy world to get away from reality, but i know the difference.

7. I can cry literally at a drop of a hat…and half of the time it’s for other people, not for me…i cry when i see others in pain, even if it is during a movie or book or something….and my parents often get mad at me when they see me cry because they think i’m being "weak."

8. I don’t really fit in with people my age…i can sometimes get along better with adults….like sometimes one of the my teachers will strive up a conversation before class starts..and i am able to talk to them but when i talk to my peers i can’t think of anything to say…then my friends start accusing me of being a "suck up" or "kissing a**"

so if you could please help me…tell me if i have some undiagnosed condition or am just being a hormonal teenager….lol thanks

no rude answers please!

For the Welcome Back package I selected the first game I wanted and I got a sign that said something like "thanks this will download shortly" so I figured ok it worked. I went on to the pick second game option and the same message popped up after I selected what I wanted. When I went to look in my downloads menu in the PlayStation Store, Infamous and Dead Nation, the games I had selected, weren’t there, nor were they in my shopping cart. I don’t know how to get the games to download when I can’t go in and re-select them and when they don’t appear in either my shopping cart or downloads menu. They aren’t in my downloads folder in my XMB either. When I selected them, I got the pop up that let me know they would be downloading but they are nowhere to be found in my Playstation 3. I’d like to know how to fix this so I can I play these games. Much appreciated.

My 3 year old brother got the habit of putting things especially his fingers in his mouth. His hands are always wet with saliva. I tell him non stop all day to take his hands or objects out of his mouth. But right after i tell him he goes right back to doing it. Hes going to be four soon and heading to headstart in september and i dont think its very sanitary for him to do that especially at school where everything he touches other kids will too. He only got this from his 13 year old bro who does the same thing cuz of his braces. How do we help him break the habit. He does it constantly. Watching tv, eating, playing, when he gets yelled at, shopping cart seat belts toys clothes etc. Help please and thank you!

is there lots of stuff to do?

our mall used to be more kid friendly but it just renovated and it got rid of all the kiddie rides and they got rid of McDonald’s in the food court so you have to go way up to walmart. They moved the play space down one of the hallways and made it smaller, its right by the washrooms and doors and you see people having smokes and hear the toilet flushing. They are trying to make a rule that the shopping carts from walmart can’t go through the mall which sucks for people with children(if your shopping you have to keep running to the car to drop your bags). However they did expand the family washrooms and put mini toilets in and also made a breastfeeding room which they didn’t have before. Is your mall kid friendly and are there lots of activities?
oh we have lots of great out door parks but its been cold and raining for 6 weeks. We also have and entertainment center that we go to often. They also put a lock on family washrooms and there is a camera so the security gaurd at the front desk has to buzz you in. They are still renovating so maybe they will put the rides back and I don’t think the shopping cart thing will work cause people will complain.

i have a client who ask me to develop the shopping cart website similar with other existing webpage.

the design/layout is a bit different, but when come to registration page, sign in page, post new product page, product list page, and product detail page, the way they display, text, category items…etc its totally all the same! (or may be just the color and font used are different)

well, i can make that website, but the only things i concern is will me(freelance developer) or my client will get sue from that existing company?

can i write at the quotation that "i wont take any risk of being sue for copyrighted blablabla… all the function, images was requested by Company A …. " or something like that? the quotation include all the functions i going to include in the website, the price ….etc , and the quotation will be sign by that company and me.

how to write that sentence? with this sentence, will i get "protected"?

“Lucky charms?” Asked John, waving the box in front of my face, before putting it in the shopping cart I was pushing around. I forced myself to smile and giggle. Ever since the kiss, we’ve only talked when we were in public, and you could tell that it was forced.

“Too sugary.” I said, snatching the box out of the cart and putting it back. “We are grown adults, John. We have to eat big person cereal.”

John sighed and grabbed a box of Fibre One cereal. I grabbed his free hand, and turned to face him. His eyes were cold, unforgiving, but the fake smile on his face showed that he knew we had to pretend like nothing happened. I broke his heart, he wouldn’t forgive me for it. I was so damn stupid. Why couldn’t I just love him? He was a sweet guy, who would always have my back. He would be a perfect boyfriend. I had to be an idiot, and only love him as a brother.

“I love you, John.” I said, in a whisper. “You know I do. I just, can’t love you like that. You can’t be mad at me for speaking the truth. Maybe one day, some day in the future, I’ll realise that I’ve loved you all along, but for now, we are best off pretending. And you know that it’s the truth. I’m sorry that you love me bu-” The lights in the store flickered, just as a women screamed. I automatically went into protective mode, grabbing John’s wrist, and dragging him to the ground. “In the back of the store, there is a staff and storage room. There is an exit in the back of it. Meet me outside that exit in fifty seconds. Be silent.”

I let go of him, and sprinted away from where we were, avoiding people as I went. A few people screamed, and I heard a display being knocked over. I ran faster. The door to the storage room clicked open before I laid my hand on it. I ducked. A masked man walked out of the room, a gun in his hand. I held my breath, making absolutely no sounds. He walked past me, shooting at random objects. Slowly, and silently, I slid into the back room, and out the exit. John wasn’t there.

I’ve got an ICT exam in a couple of days and one of the questions will be the impact on ICT for shopping, disabled or work etc. So anyway I remember once seeing or reading about these small little devices where you can go around scanning what ever item you fancied and it will turn up on your list of items scanned on your shopping cart website. Whats it called?? Has it even been invented yet??
If it’s true, it would be very useful to talk about in the exam.

Thanks.

This is something cute I wrote today. Nothing too serious or too deep. Tell me what you think!
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Lea met David at the grocery store. David watched Lea speed down the aisles on a shopping cart. Lea fought with David over the last box of hot chocolate. David gave up. Lea won. They ate pizza together a week later. And they also watched The Hangover on DVD. They hung out for months afterwards. Lea has a germ phobia, but shares her dessert with David every time. David lets her sleep on the bed. He sleeps on the couch. It’s not very comfortable. Lea wears pink-tinted chapstick. David doesn’t particularly like pink-tinted chapstick. Lea doesn’t care. Lea likes David. And David likes Lea.

This year, Lea is taking a break from David. David is taking a break from Lea. He can’t stand her messiness. Lea can’t stand his attitude. Lea’s drawer at David’s apartment is empty, except for a sock. Since he can’t find the other one, David throws away the sock. But he changes his mind and puts it back. While Lea unpacks her suitcase at her mom’s house, she finds a single gray sock. She doesn’t know what to do with it. So she kicks it under the bed.

Every morning, David makes coffee for himself. He watches his neighbors walk their dog, a cocker spaniel. David hates dogs. But he likes mornings and especially morning walks. Lea never wanted to walk with him in the morning. Today, David goes for a run. Tonight, David is going to a bar with his friends. Life is good again.

Lea never liked laundry. David would always do it for her. Today, Lea’s favorite white dress turned pink. Lea kicks the dryer. She dials her sister and they go out for shopping. Lea’s sister is getting married. Lea informs her sister she hates men. Lea’s sister assures her that there are still good ones out there. You just have to look for them.

It’s winter again. David went to the grocery store today. He found himself buying a box of hot chocolate. David misses Lea. A lot.

Earlier, Lea kissed a boy. She likes this boy. He tells her she’s beautiful. He lets her sit on his lap. He makes waffles for her, out of the blue. She doesn’t even need to ask him to do nice things for her. This boy likes Lea very much. Lea still misses David. But not as much as before.

David calls Lea. One ring. Two rings. Three rings. Four rings. No answer. He sighs. Lea arrives at David’s apartment during the night. She is drunk. He is drunk. She confesses her feelings to him. He reciprocates, earnestly. She pushes him against the wall. He traces the lining of her waist with his finger. She is familiar to him. He is familiar to her. They are familiar. She takes him to the couch. Lea and David sleep together.

The next day, Lea apologizes to David. David takes her hand and pleads for her. She slips it out of his hold. She has a boyfriend now. David can’t bring himself to watch her walk away. He ignores his phone calls. He skips a few meals, now and then. But he never, ever gives up his morning walks.

Lea cries on the way home. She sobs until her throat burns. She can’t understand herself. Lea just doesn’t know anymore. She just doesn’t know.

David moves across the country for a job promotion. Lea stays at home. They don’t see or speak to each other again. They find closure in their own ways, but not quite. David has a hole in his heart, but he understands. He is getting better. Lea also has a hole in her heart, but she understands, too. They are not exactly happy, but they are moving on with their lives, without each other. And that is okay.

i have a website built that displays products, i would like to add a shopping cart where users can securely purchase products and checkout, how do i go about this?

i have knowledge of web development and have time on my hands to do this.

thanks people for helping me out, appreciate it.

and put items that I need for a bearded dragon in the shopping cart and then e-mail it to me? I know it is asking a lot but I just don’t want to screw anything up. If you are a good hearted person here is the site.http://www.petsmart.com/global/browse_category.jsp?ASSORTMENT%3C%3East_id=2534374302023694&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302023694&N=2023694&Ne=2&In=Reptile&CONTENT%3C%3Ecnt_id=10134198673332944&bmUID=1154297413712
Oh to mail it to me my screen is shadow9668@yahoo.com. just copy and paste on notepad or something.
THANKS

I was reading a book on setting up a business from home which said that even a small website will cost 1000s of dollars up front, but why? I have estimated that the total cost of my website is about 0 since I have bought a web site template with a shopping cart that I have customised myself, and I’m going to go with inmotion hosting which costs about per month to host an ecommerce site. So the total cost is approximately 0. A merchant ID will take a small fee from every product I sell online and I will probably try and increase my market exposure through Amazon and Ebay. For my first year of trading I have set the goal of selling a 1000 units. So why is it going to be so expensive. I feel that I have left something out.