Whats the craziest thing that's ever happened to you at walmart?
i went there late at night once, and i tried jumping over the silver pole thing that was part of the cart return in the parking lot, and my foot got c...
i went there late at night once, and i tried jumping over the silver pole thing that was part of the cart return in the parking lot, and my foot got caught on it & i face-planted into the bar parallel to it. AND THEN! a guy in short shorts and a pink shirt walked buy eating a jumbo slim jim & asked my friend if she liked big meat. he walked away before she could answer. awesome night.
i beat through the fire and flames, thanks to my acoustic skills, and the demo controller broke. i freaked everyone out cuz i broke the game. lol
that was a really good day.
97% on expert.
a got peed on by some 7 year old
old ladies running into each other with those scooters
I saw a 10 year old buying condoms… ( I heard the cashier ask, "how old are you?")
She was a girl…
Not even jokin’….
when i was five or sixwhere they push in carts someone pushed all the carts into me and i cracked some ribs.
Lmfao, my friends and I were walking and my friend had some popcorn, and this man kept staring at her.
Her: Um, why do you keep staring at me?
Man: Oh Im so sorry, Im just so hungry.
Her: You can have some if you want.
Man: *takes off his hat and wipes a bunch of sweat off and takes popcorn*
Man: Okay here you go, thank you.
Her: Oh no, you can have it.
well last week i was chased by 7, 8 year olds because i took the last pint of vanilla ice cream
my dad started hula-hooping in the middle of the store… :p
I was having a cart race with my friends and we hit a fat guy.
We got kicked out.
& once, I saw a old fat women, wearing a thong.
not a pretty sight! >.<
I was playing tag with my friend in 6th grade lol and we got to the toys and he pushed me into the Barbie aisle and I knocked over like a whole shelve of Barbie dolls and I hit my head
both you guys are weirdos. I’ve tried on pants that didn’t fit, but doesn’t compare to that.
This little kid picking up a box of cereal and throwing it way down the aisle, then just taking off.
I was amused, but I was just kinda like WTF? the whole time, lol! Kid lacks discipline!
there was some weird fat hillbilly looking guy in the ladies underwear section…..he was trying womens panties on over his overalls
you’re Alley….that’s who Alley is
I got lost. About 8 years ago. My mom didn’t wait for me while I donated money to that guy who rings the bell outside during the holidays. I went inside and my mom was nowhere to be found. Then all of a sudden, I hear my name get called over the intercom "Jane, please meet your mother at customer service." so embarrassing. Plus, my mom was pissed off and I got cussed out in front of everyone.
So me && my bestfriend, were in there, and you know how they have those perfect half circle things.
We put them under our shirts to look like we were pregnant, and we had balloons, and we sucked in helium and said "Your mom" to everybody. lol (:
&& then we put those circles in, to make it look like we had really big boobs, && then the manager came up to us :/
ahahahhaha (:
I bought an item at an everyday low price.
I made out with a member of security at a SuperWalmart in NC.
puahahhahaha the most ancient woman ever waddled up to me & was like "where do they keep the booze in this place"
me driving a bike inside it it was cool
answer mine please
I saw a guy that was dressed as a girl, I laughed and he/she heard me so I ran
Well…once I bought a thermometer.
nothing
seeing my dad working there. o_o
one day he was getting down some type of car battery for a customer, and some of the battery juice (?) leaked onto him. his t-shirt has a hole in it.
I was leaving walmart in the middle of the night with my pal and we were going through the entrance/exit with the mcdonalds next to it, and when I passed, this old guy yells "YOU FORGET THE FRIES" at us and then sat back down at his table. It was weird >_<
I took out this little statue of Jesus and put it in the middle of one of the aisles and sat down and "prayed" with my friend and as I was getting up, I knocked it over and broke Jesus’s hand and the old lady in the jewelry department gave me the stink eye.
The craziest thing that’s ever happened to me at Walmart was my going there in the first place. It’s a mistake I won’t repeat again (unless I need a toaster really quickly, late at night).
I call that Tuesday in my world.
Less the dude with the short shorts and pink shirt thingie.
my mom lost me in the store and they had to use the intercom to find me and i was like "what the hell?"
Wouldn’t even step foot in the parking lot of that place if you payed me!
Darn,,wow,,I bought something
My parents kept on shouting randomly in the store how everything was so affordable..lol they were like "julie go get sandals..go get a jacket ..ooohh! the chips are only 99 cents!" lol it was our first time going to walmart and it was embarrassing..no really some extraordinary..but good times there..
well i was checking out and i had just picked up my lil bro n sis from my aunties and i stopped to get some milk or something and i was standing there on the phone and my bro was playing around a little bit and there was a whole group of old ladies in front of us and they turned around and said "oh my god get that kid under control and are you thses kids daddy you should have got them dressed up more to go out" cuz they were in there diapers and a shirt but its florida its hot outside so i was like all right chill and they turned around and then when we were walkin back to the car another crazy old lady drove past and leaned out the window and yelled crazy kids and flipped me off and then drove away wtf
when I was in the parking lot, some guy asked if I wanted to buy some speakers.
not much, maybe my dog pooping in the store.
(my family trains service dogs)
but now i think about it, once this REALLY old guy walked up to me and just started rambling at me. i couldn’t understand a word he said, so i said "excuse me?" and then he started yelling and then just walked away…
I touched an axe for sale and the the fire alarm for the entire place went off and didn’t go off for an hour or so.
I hid in the bathroom, thinking it was my fault.
Hahahaha!!!! Great story! You get a star.
Nothing crazy has really happened to me except wanting to pee really badly and the bathroom being closed for maintainence. I was able to hold it, thank God. But yeah. Come in a few months, and Wal*Mart is gonna be fuuuun… >:) hehehe…
i heard justin bieber from like ALL the way across the store and we were running around trying to find out where it was coming from.. the radio in the entertainent seciton.. what do yu no?
This happened to my cousin.
Someone held up the Wal-mart in La Grande Oregon while they were there.
Hi Ally,
I let out a whopper of a Fart while walking..I couldn’t help Myself and started laughing..I don’t know if you would call this crazy,but it sure widen the aisles ME!!! Lol..
Your Friend,
poppy1
I had to step over a "worker" who was sitting on the floor, leaning on the merchandise and talking on her cell phone. Months later, I went back and was trying to look at something on a low shelf and had to peek over the shoulder of a "worker" who wouldn’t move. She was kneeling in front of the merchandise talking on her cell phone. Same employee. Pretty dull, I know. But I was only in that store 4 times that year and every time had to deal with somebody who was shirking. (The last time I went that year, the cashier who was supposed to be checking my order became very upset with me when I asked a question about paying, and interrupted ger cell phone conversation.
A girl fell to the floor and went into what I later found out was a diabetic seizure. No one else was helping her so I did. I held her head in my hand to keep her from hitting it in case it were to. The floor in walmart is hard. I should have kept her head turned to the right so saliva would not choke her.I did not know this but I read that on the computer when I got home. At one point she went limp ,her face turned blue and she stopped breathing. I yelled for help but no one would do anything since the whole things looked really scary. I had to give her mouth to mouth rescusitation and thankfully she got her breath back and woke up. When she woke up she did not know what had happened and was asking where she was, by that time the rescue workers arrived.
i skated in it and a guy chased me down the isle and i had to ride really fast and my friend jumped in front of him and stopped him just long enough that i could get out the front and we made it hahahaha
I walked out after shopping one night and there were like 8000 carts right behind my car. I moved them and some skunk got out of his car and moved them right back behind my car telling me I had better leave them there. I told him I would knock his head off and a guy about 6’6" got out of the passenger door. I then said let’s go discuss it with him and bring your dope too, talking about the sheriff sitting in his car a few feet away. That’s when they got in their car and took off.
I was working there at the time. A guy was showing me pictures of his bird on his phone and then showed me a picture of his penis…………
Wait second that is not even the craziest thing….This guy pulled in a 1980′s van for some tire work…instead of pressing the brake he pressed the gas….crashing into one of my coworkers…ambulance came and took him to the hospital
Man that guy was a retard literally…….
Oh f**k wait…..I was being followed by these Mexican guys and then I see that this guy that had tried to randomly kiss me a few months ago at a hospital was hiding behind aisles staring at me. He was having his friends follow me. I tried to loose them but when I left the creepy guy caught me. He was like saying how he wanted to be with me forever and take care of me. I drove the f**k out of there so fast…
Yeah me have some crazy times at Wally World
i had an anal orgy in the toy department with two senor citizens and an overweight employee. then some kid pissed on the fat guy, and he ran away screaming
i was attacked by the jedi