You name your stuffed animals after jrockers.
You want to go to Build-A-Bear and try to make a jrock teddy and put a bandanna around it’s nose and call it Reita…>.>
You meet new people when they ask who the girl on your folder/binder/whatever is and you respond with "Actually that’s a guy."
the minute you find out about the next jrock concert, you immediately start planning: hotel, flight, etc.
in class, you start daydreaming about jrockers and wish they were teaching class
You know you’re obsessed when you wait through an entire movie, just to hear a jrock song playing in the credits. *cough* Saw IV *cough*
You know you’re obsessed when you buy the Saw IV movie only for the XJapan video at the end.
The game "hide and seek" has a completely different connotation to you. (i.e. X-Japan and Psycho le Cemu)
You know you’re obsessed when you make a myspace solely for the purpose of adding your favorite Jrock bands.
You know you’re obsessed when you buy a product, simply because you saw your favorite jrocker use it/in a commercial for it.
You need jrock to get through the day.
You’ve found it difficult to listen to any music that’s not in a foreign language.
you know you’re obsessed when you start to hyperventilate when your parents say you can’t go to a certain concert that you’ve been dying to go to for months
your cellphone background is a jrocker(Mine is Takuya from An Cafe >///<)
You know your obsessed when you unintentionally scar the men in your World Music class by telling them that yes, Yoshiki is a man
You know you’re obsessed when you start placing Jrockers as roles in books you read because you think that they would be perfect as that character. >.> *guilty*
You lose your job at the mall when you play dir en grey over the speakers…
You’re own mother refuses to take you to the grocery store because you insist on taking up the entire shopping cart…
After watching the Misery PV you ate only Kix cereal
You hide in trashcans
You play with coat hangers
You check out every spider you find in your house, just to see if its pink
The Fed ex people know you by name
You don’t need adult entertainment, you have Vanilla! (^////^)
when Ebay and Paypal have you targeted for specific buys
When you can’t stop talking about a jrocker’s body parts in a way that creeps others out but to you it’s just admiring them.
you may add if you want & I still need to add more myself ^_^
If you’ve watched [KR]Cube over and over, just to see Shinya’s legs. ^///^
You cannot go through the day without singing the aforementioned song out load and making people look at you funny…
You try to stress your voice to sound like your favorite vocalist…
People wonder whether you are a guy or girl…
You breakout randomly with an air guitar solo and scream or growl as loud as you can…
You learned Japanese just so you could speak the same language as your favorite artists…
You write symptoms that prove you are addicted to JRock…You know your obsessed with J-Rock when you spend the next few months planning what banner (for the band) your gonna make even though the next concert is like 6 months away
You know your obsessed with j-rock when you sit in front of your computer for days pressing the refresh key just so you can be the first to purchase (general admission?) tickets
You know your obsessed with j-rock when you walk into the anime jungle/kinokuniya cd store
Your iPOD has exploded because you tried to shove so much on it
You compliment people by saying "You look like Yoshiki!" or "You’re as cute as Miyavi!"
You have a gang of friends that all have stolen Jrockers names(I stole Reita’s, Miyavi’s, Kai’s, & so many more XD)
Said friends sign school papers with Jrock names, then when the teacher says "Who is Miyavi?" or "what is this, who signs their name in Japanese?"(did that with my science teacher "Whose Miyavi!!!" XD)
Touche Felix Touche
When you have dreams of going to JRock concerts and waking up disappointed that you’re not actually there…
When you decorate anything you can get your hands on with JRock related things
When you have JRock stickers but refuse to use them because they’re too precious to just ‘waste’
The license plate on your car is personalized with a Jrockism
You can’t wake up in the morning without listening to Jrock..it’s like caffeine…
when you can tell someone every CD release date and tour date of your favorite band since they started but can’t remember what you did yesterday!
If you can remember you fav jrocker’s birthdays better then you families
On Christmas or your birthday when you get a gigantic box with your name on it, you immediately shout "OMG You got me Miyavi!!!!! You’re the best!!!! Oh… its a puppy… thanks Mom and Dad…. he’s great."
You have a new love for Starbucks because of a certain drummer *cough*Nao*cough*
Your significant other asks you "Who do you love more, me or Miyavi" and your like "Oh honey, you shouldn’t even have to ask that!" your partner walks away smiling, but little do they know, you meant Miyavi.
When you have named not only your stuffed animals, but your bathroom products after jrockers (examples: hide the electric toothbrush, Toshi the tube of toothpaste (a nice alliteration), Yoshiki the dental floss, and Heath the hand soap.
You soooo want a Jrock musical
You’ve tried to make a Jrock musical…
When English singing sounds unfamiliar and strange to you.
You beg your parents for hours until they let you go to your favorite jrock concert
You treat every jrock item you own as if it were a newborn child(Guilty >.>
You get the urge to buy miyabi lotion while reading about it
You always say hello to your jrock posters whenever you pass by them.
You daydream during class about your favorite jrock band and get an "F" in that class. o_o (That could explain the F)
You capitalize all your X’s
You’ve watched the Animal Planet and named all the animals you see after jrockers like: awww that fox is sooo Gackt and awww that bunny is totally Miyavi!!! awww O.o GACKT JUST ATE MIYAVI!!!!!! Bad Gackt, spit out Miyavi this instant! No more bandmates for you!!!!
You know you’re obsessed w/ Jrock when you go onto YouTube and look up dancing videos (of Miyavi) and attempt to do what he is doing…
You know, you’re obsessed with jrock, when all your family-members think you’re gay for loving their looks. -_-”
When you really have to go to the bathroom but don’t cause you don’t want to miss your favorite part of the PV/Song..
(I just did that with Burial Applicant lol >.>)